A Way With Words...

Quote of the Day - November 12, 2006

2006-11-12T13:49:00.000-08:00

"Is a burrito a sandwich? Judge says no."

- Yahoo! News

Is Yahoo! making crap up to hide the fact that they suck at news? Pelosi says yes.

JTS Studios

2006-10-14T15:44:00.000-07:00

Are you sick of crazy old Tom Cruise pretending he has my name in yet another Mission Impossible? Are you to afraid to admit Big Mamma's House 2 was scarier then Dark Water? Well, your in luck! JTS Studios has now uploaded all of their movies to youtube! These are some seriously awesome short films. You can watch them here at YouTube or you can find out more information at JTS Studios

Quote of the Month - October 2006

2006-10-02T13:05:00.000-07:00

"Married life f***ing rocks!"

- Avril Lavigne

Good for you April Vineyard [That's her name, get over it]. While you're at it, try to refrain from spitting in the paparazzi's face...again.

PS. Sorry to crush your dreams but I made that picture. Avril doesn't have her own reality show...yet. [maybe on CTV]

I give you, the Monajlo Song

2006-09-25T22:20:00.000-07:00

Okay, I know I'm weird but I guarantee you'll laugh. Well, only if you've ever heard the song London Bridges by Fergie. Anyway, my best friend and I wrote a song one night and it goes a little something like this... [Please remember, we laugh all the time about J.lo getting in trouble with PETA, the rest is a few random inside jokes we have. For example, we have a joke about J.lo liking moose meat. Don't ask. Enjoy!]

[Intro]
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
They ain't ready fo this.
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
AHWOOOOO!
It's me, J.lo.
The Ho!
Girl!
Jlo, jay,
what's up fatty?
AHWOOOO!

[Verse 1]
When I come to the castle, run and hide. (Ah yeah)
Get the treats, don't be handin' me a swine. (Ah yeah)
DUI cuz you know I've had a pint. (Ah yeah)
I'm Jlo Puff, I'll give treacherous times.
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
All my cats get down on a crow. (Ah yeah)
Beak to beak, eat 'em up real slow. (Ah yeah)
I'm such a lady, but you know I'm really J.lo. (Ah yeah)
Cuz you know I ain't got any dough.
So here we go!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,

[Bridge]
Freaks start screaming and my ears start bleedin'
Everybody start soundin' real bad.

The dead moose got your girl feelin' spruce. (Ah yeah)
Now I'm wishin that I had some turtle shoes. (Ah yeah)
I've got a coat made out of sixty-five shrews. (Ah yeah)
PETA always puttin' my ass in the news.
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)

And I'm all like, get off of my case. (Ah yeah)
So what if I wiped out a whole race? (Ah yeah)
Your tail makes me wanna have a taste. (Ah yeah)
You got that?
I got a mace!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,

[Bridge 2}
Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, J.lo, Woo, Woo, Woo-Woo.
Me like a fatty, hide the food when I'm around.
Fergie the Duchess of Pork, man, she's really round.
Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, J.lo, Woo, Woo, Woo-Woo.
Me like a fatty, hide the food when I'm around.
Fergie the Duchess of Pork, man, she's really round.

[Verse 2]
When I come to the castle, run and hide. (Ah yeah)
Get the treats, don't be handin' me a swine. (Ah yeah)
DUI cuz you know I've had a pint. (Ah yeah)
I'm Jlo Puff, I'll give trecherous times.
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
All my cats get down on a crow. (Ah yeah)
Beak to beak, eat 'em up real slow. (Ah yeah)
I'm such a lady, but you know I'm really J.lo. (Ah yeah)
Cuz you know I ain't got any dough.
So here we go!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,

Screw You, Veggies!
j.lo was kissin skunks!

Quote of the Month - September 2006

2006-09-22T17:31:00.000-07:00

"Like I really, I don't remember. I'm not, like, that smart. I forget stuff all the time."

- Paris Hilton

Paris, stupid? No Wai! (I can't believe I just used that phrase) Like, I always thought she was really smart like, y'know? Like, that Steven Einstein Hawking guy or whatever. You know, like that robot dude.

Quote of the Day - September 2/3, 2006

2006-09-03T17:08:00.000-07:00

"My problem is that by the time I understood a little bit about life, I was well on the way to f**king burnout."

- Ozzy Osbourne

My problem is that by the time I understood what the heck you were saying, I had already turned on Being Bobby Brown.

---

"When I heard "She Loves You," my world went up like a shooting star. It was a divine experience. The planets changed. I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister."

- Ozzy Osbourne

Wait...What?

---

"Dogs smoke in France."

- Ozzy Osbourne

Sure they do.

---

"I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober."

- Ozzy Osbourne

I highly doubt that.

Awesome Quote of the Month - August 2006

2006-08-30T15:08:00.000-07:00

"Jessica Simpson Is Ordered on Vocal Rest"

- ABC News

Oh thank the good Lord! Now if only I could get her sister and Paris Hilton to catch that same virus, my plan will be a success!

The Many Words of Lady Sovereign

2006-08-27T12:18:00.000-07:00

And now for the many words of Lady Sovereign...

"So I can't dance and I really can't sing, yeah I can only do one thing and that's be Lady Sovereign."

- Lady Sovereign
(That's for sure.)

"I'm fat, I need a diet"

- Lady Sovereign

"If you love me then thank you. If you hate me then %&$@ you."

- Lady Sovereign
(What do you think of me if I just don't give a crap?)

"J-Lo's got a batty, well you can't see mine cus I wear my trousers baggy."

- Lady Sovereign

Ah, England's finest! Sort of like a mix between a wannabe Missy Elliott combined with Pink, and a pack of cigarettes. Oh yeah, and all wrapped up in an Adidas hoodie.

Quote of the Day - August 19/20, 2006

2006-08-19T14:44:00.000-07:00

"A planet is a celestial body that has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and is in orbit around a star, and is neither a star nor a satellite of a planet."

- International Astronomers Union (IAU)

Where does that leave Star Jones?

Degrassi Quote of the Day - August 16, 2006

2006-08-16T00:51:00.000-07:00

"Did you just skank-ify my friend?"

- Paige Michalchuk [Played by Lauren Collins]

*Snap* Oh no she didn't! Seriously, this show never gets old. Come on season six!

Sick of Crap Music?

2006-08-15T19:45:00.000-07:00

Are you sick of Nelly Furtado acting like a lost and confused member of the Pussycat Dolls, and Nick Lachey crying his eyes out in a pathetic and mediocre attempt to be melancholy? Well, have no fear, A Way With Word's is here! Hmm, that sounded disturbing. Anyway, here's my list of the best songs out there. Seriously, go out and listen to these songs. THEY ROCK! And you've probably never heard [most] of them before.

Awesome Album	Awesome Artist
Alone, Not Alone by Montag	iiO

[Song Title] - [Artist]

Help Me - Timo Maas and Kelis
Shiny Disco Balls - Who Da Funk
Black Eyes - Snowden
Come Around - Snowden
Stop Your Bleeding - Snowden
Anti-Anti [Montag Remix] - Snowden
Time [Scumfrog Remix] - Murk
Devil Inside [Scumfrog Remix] - Utada Hikaru
Hole In The Head [Remix] - Sugababes
Heartbeat [Alan Braxe Remix] - Annie
Always Too Late (Y£$ Mix) - Annie
Anniemal - Annie
Greatest Hit - Annie
Stand [The Scumfrog Re-Hash] - Jewel
Ordinary Day - The DirtMitts
Strange - The DirtMitts
Avalon [Jacques Lu Cont Versus Remix] - Juliet
Kumo No Ito - Mika Nakashima
Hi No Tori - Mika Nakashima
glamorous sky - Mika Nakashima feat. Nana
Blind - Lifehouse
Into The Sun - Lifehouse
Fall Down - Pilate
Alright - Pilate
Brother - The Organ
Lose Control [Scumfrog Remix] - Missy Elliott
Time [Stonebridge Remix] - Therese feat. Stonebridge
Here I am [Kaskade Remix] - Kaskade
Everything [Kaskade's Big Room Remix] - Kaskade
Redemption - Conjure One
Extraordinary Way - Conjure One
Serpant Rouge - Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness OST (Yes, I like this song. So sue me!)
Teardrop - Massive Attack
Still Not Sorry [Mr. Sam's Vocal Mix] - Mynt
Raindrops - Stunt
Discoteka - Starkillers
Faster Kill Pussycat - Paul Oakenfold feat. Brittany Murphy
To The Music - COLDER
Xristophan (Fair & Masiello Mix) - Luke Fair
More Lemonade - Bucci Bag (Andrea Doria)
Is It Love - iiO
Chastity - iiO
Kiss You - iiO
Perfect Vision - Montag
Grand Luxe - Montag
Obezyanka Nol - t.A.T.u.
Perfect Enemy - t.A.T.u.
Dangerous and Moving - t.A.T.u.
Breathe (Dex Dubious Radio Edit) - Clare Quilty
The Loves We Lost [Vocal Mix] - Tiesto feat. Allure
Breda 8 PM [DJ Montana Edit] - Tiesto
Heroes - Tiesto
UR - Tiesto feat. Aqualung
Nyana - Tiesto
Just Be - Tiesto
A Tear in The Open - Tiesto
Sweet Misery - Tiesto
Walking on Clouds - Tiesto
If You're Gonna Jump... (Paul Oakenfold remix) - Natasha Bedingfield
World Looking In - Morcheeba

Quote of the Day - August 15, 2006

2006-08-15T13:44:00.000-07:00

"You think you're better than me? Go home. Let me do my community service."

- Boy George

Yes, Terry O'Quinn, sir!

Live comments are back!

2006-08-14T17:16:00.000-07:00

The comments are back! Now instead of them being verified, you just have to enter the words in the image when posting. Now those stupid robots can't spam me any more and the comments can still be posted instantly. Sorry for that week of boringness. Oh well, everything's back now. And another point for me!

Here's our current score board.

Ethan	Spamming Bots	Tomkat	Tawny Kitaen	Lindsay Lohan	Condi
85	1	-546	2	-68	4

Damn! Tawny and Condi are catching up.

Quote of the Day - August 14, 2006

2006-08-14T16:27:00.000-07:00

"I'm just trying to live but your all up in my grill. How's a girl to breathe with all the media starring down my mouth with a four inch lenz? I just wanna hit the mall with some of my friends."

- Brooke Hogan

Trust me Brooke, no one's all up in that. Let's just hope Pimps R Us doesn't have a very strict return policy on Grillz.

Jeez that's freaky!

2006-08-13T12:37:00.000-07:00

Wanna be scared out of your pants? Come on, you know you want to.

No Joan! Don't go in the house! Listen to Buffy! Don't you remember what happened to Chiharu and Hitomi? That evil blue-black wig will eat you alive!

Quote of the Day - August 12/13, 2006

2006-08-12T18:23:00.000-07:00

"I'm not afraid of going [to Iraq]. My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to LA, and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."

- Lindsay Lohan

Oh dear Lord...Lindsay Lohan owning any type of weapon should be illegal. "Whoops! My bad! I thought the safety thingy was on!"

Bonus Quote!
"It's so amazing seeing one woman [Marilyn Monroe] just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."

- Lindsay Lohan

Good for you Lindsay! I'm so glad to see you have such wonderful goals.

Britney Spears: "I'm ugly..." "Huh?" "BURP" "Huh?" "Time-Time travel, speed..."

2006-08-09T12:31:00.000-07:00

As usual, Britney Spears has been caught on camera (by K-Fed) high or drunk or...just Britney. And of course it was leaked on to the internet. Oops! How on "accident". Anyway, before watching this, please remove all small children and the weak hearted from the room. Oh, and we now of hardcore proof that humans can time travel.

Yeah...She's definitely this month's dose of crazy...
HUH? Y'all, there sure are a lot of purtty lights in this them hotel room. YUM! I just love fish and chips. It taste great with whatever I'm smokin'! Hey Kevin, is it possible to time...travel, through speed? Y'know? Like in that movie with McFly and that guy from the Count Chocula box? HUH?

STOP LOOKIN' THROUGH THE PEEP HOLE!!!!!!

Quote of the Day - August 9, 2006

2006-08-09T02:35:00.000-07:00

"She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. Now, again, there you go. So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at 2 in the morning."

- Bill O'Reilly

Yeah, he really said that about an 18 year old girl who was murdered in New York City. Isn't he a sweet heart?

Quote of the Day - August 7, 2006

2006-08-07T10:54:00.000-07:00

"I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho. Because you know what, I don't give a f***"

- The Ever So Classy Fergie "Ferg"

Wow! Kirsty Ally sure did lose a lot of weight.

Sad News...

2006-08-04T13:54:00.000-07:00

I'm afraid I've been spammed. Someone has been leaving advertisement on my comments. From now on, all comments will have to be approved before they are posted. Sorry everyone (especially Blu and Gemma). Well, you know who to blame.

Who Said It Results - July 31, 2006

2006-08-01T14:10:00.000-07:00

"I was overweight because I used to come home and eat a cookie sheet pan of nachos and watch Oprah..."

- Non other then good old manorexic Ryan Seacrest.

That's an image I'd like to forget.

Poll Results:

George W. Bush, 11 votes, (42%)
Oprah Winfrey, 4 votes, (15%)
Tom Cruise, 1 vote, (3%)
Ryan Seacrest, 10 votes, (38%)

26 Total votes

Once again, I outsmarted all of you. It was close though! Obviously Keith Olbermann came on here and voted a once or twice...or eleven.

PS. This was the quote of the day as well...get over it, I'm busy!

Quote of the Day - July 27, 2006

2006-07-27T16:50:00.000-07:00

"Mr. Hasselhoff became ill at Heathrow airport yesterday and requested to be put on a later flight."

- Publicist Judy Katz

I heard the Hoff came down with a terrible case of smashed-itis.

Quote of the Day - July 22/23, 2006

2006-07-22T22:23:00.000-07:00

"I'm just like everyone else, I get completely plastered, I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught places with my pants down; it's just I make sure there are no cameras around."

- Justin Timberlake

You know, I think I read an article once that said cameras are what make people stupid, not drugs. Although in your case Justin, I'd say you don't even have any brain cells to kill, so knock yourself out.

Quote of the Day - July 21, 2006

2006-07-20T16:55:00.000-07:00

"Just because you can wear silver angel wings, tinfoil, and feathers in America, doesn't mean you should."

- Your's truly

Regis, hold my Fethzars.

Quote of the Month - July 2006

2006-07-19T14:01:00.000-07:00

"Hope yo're all good. Sorry for beeing lame on the news section, but not to much news lately, as Annie is busy in studio - working on new music for a new album! Some demos are ready and she spend most of the summer in studio recording the new songs. Stay tune, and you will learn more later ;)"

- DJ Annie Official News

i Got real good grahmer like champee-on! I like a hughman spelcheker. If only I rote songz az good az my noos than I'd bee biggEr den Kylie! Moov over Britney, IT'S ANNIMAL TIME! ANNIEMAL!!!!!! I'M ANNIE-MAULIN' YOU!

PS, Yes, that pic is photoshoped. But you have to admit, they're similar! And yes, I know I spelled Anniemal wrong. That was the joke because she's crazy like Iris from O'Grady. Jeez, do I have to explain everything to you?

Quote of the Day - July 19, 2006

2006-07-18T19:16:00.000-07:00

"How can you not tell the difference from a rat and a bandana?"

- Marcellas Reynolds (Big Brother All Stars House-Guest)

I did the same thing with a ferret and a napkin once...

Quote of the Day (Rachel Ray Edition!) - July 12, 2006

2006-07-12T02:17:00.000-07:00

And now I present to you, the many words of TV chef, Rachel Ray.

"I could bathe in that [wine], I really could!"

- Rachel Ray

"Yumo!"

- Rachel Ray

"Delish!"

- Rachel Ray

"Groovy!"

- Rachel Ray

And my personal favorite:

"Mm-mm-mm! Holy Cat!"

- Rachel Ray

Oh Rachel, did you cook cat, again? You are such a character!
(And no, she did not actually cook cat. I'm kidding.)

Quote of the Day - July 11, 2006

2006-07-10T21:52:00.000-07:00

"My family, we walked around the house naked. By the time I was 13, my dad was like, 'Uh, Britney, it's time to start covering yourself up'..."

- Britney Spears

What is wrong with this woman? Back in 1999, everyone wanted undress her but she was too classy to ever get naked. Now, we can't keep clothes on her! Everyone's like, 'Eww Brit! Cover up!' What's happened?

Quote of the Day - July 8/9, 2006

2006-07-09T01:35:00.000-07:00

"Isn't it scary how well preppy and emo sometimes intersect?"

- The N Avatar Mall

If you ask me, they're scary all on their own!

PS, If you listen to The Seth and The Mary podcast, then you'll understand the picture above. *Heh, heh* Out of the box emo...
Oh, and sorry A.J. (Not really!)

Quote of the Day - July 8, 2006

2006-07-07T22:31:00.000-07:00

"I think my overacting just got it right into the script that I'd be bipolar one day. It just makes sense why Craig (his character) is so crazy sometimes."

- Jake Epstein

Dear God it's easy to make fun of these people. What will I do when this summer filler ends?

Once again, if you watch Degrassi Tells All, then you'll get the picture above!

Quote of the Day - July 7, 2006

2006-07-06T21:20:00.000-07:00

"The under layers [of Jay]. We're like onions."

- Miriam McDonald

Well Miriam, I think your character, Emma, is more like an oleander plant. She seems to bring an odd mixture of death and pretty flowers to everyone she touches. Or just some nasty disease you got from Jay!

PS, Only fans of Degrassi Tells All will understand the picture above! *hold back laughing*

July 6, 2006

2006-07-06T01:18:00.000-07:00

Today is a very special day so I will be taking some time off. No quote for today but I promise a new one will be posted for tomorrow.

Quote of the Day - July 5, 2006

2006-07-03T21:03:00.000-07:00

"900 years ago, I walked through a room and got rejected more then any human being possible. Everyone told me I was too ethnic, that I was too old, that I was too young."

- Janice Dickinson

Now, too old I can believe but too young? I'm not too sure...

Quote of the Day - July 4, 2006

2006-07-02T22:10:00.000-07:00

"Where was he (Rush Limbaugh) staying in the Caribbean? Club Medicated?"

- Robin Williams

Happy 4th everyone! You too Lush -- I mean RUSH!!! Rush, Rush....Woops...

Quote of the Day (Plus Monthly Dose of Crazy!) - July 3, 2006

2006-07-02T17:53:00.000-07:00

"I never wanted to go through the accountants. I would just simply get it at Neverland...[By] Releasing of the cows on the estate."

- Michael Jackson (On earning money for his business partner, Marc Schaffel)

Yes Jacko, releasing cows is how I always earn 4 million dollars. Now as you release these "cows", please remember to feed your animals stuck in that freaky Steven King like amusement park! Jeez, those things are dying, y'know.

And for God's sake, get some Sun! Didn't you used to be black?

Wow...For once Imus wasn't the crazy slurred drunk on the air. Times have changed. David Gregory is officially YOUR monthly dose of crazy!

Quote of the Day - July 2, 2006

2006-07-02T00:22:00.000-07:00

"Pregnant Britney Spears Poses Naked for Magazine."

- Every Headline in America

Eww!!! Those are the seven words I never wanted to hear! Ugh...Now I can't get that vision out of my head! I'll have nightmares for years. Just like when I saw the movie, The Grudge.

Quote of the Day - July 1, 2006

2006-06-30T23:27:00.000-07:00

"I don't think I took the viewers on the right journey with me, and I want to apologize for that....I was a 40-year-old who, according to urban legend, had a better chance of being kidnapped by a terrorist than getting married. And I was caught in the euphoria. And I think I used, and some would say abused, my celebrity in planning the wedding."

- Star Jones

Huh? Starlet please, I can't take anymore! For the last 9 years, you have chatted away with four other women NON STOP about crap no one cares about. I thought you leaving would finally shut you up but it seems like you have actually managed to talk MORE! Please, stop talking for one minute of your life. And take that hat off! You look like one of those mushrooms from Mario Brothers.

Who Said It Results - June 30, 2006

2006-06-29T23:07:00.000-07:00

"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."

- Britney Spears

Y'all, y'all! It was Brit-Butt who said it! Of course Britney. You would never set any bad example for all your fans by doing something stupid like having plastic surgery. That's just not like you, you role model, you.

Poll Results:

Lindsay Lohan, 11 votes, (33%)
Tyra Banks, 5 votes, (15%)
Britney Spears, 9 votes, (27%)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, 8 votes, (24%)

33 Total votes

Well, well, well. Looks like once again I out smarted you! Everyone picked Lindsay but it was none other then Mama Spears who said it. Arnold surprisingly came in at a close third. And Tyra, as usual no one cares. Sorry TyTy-Baby! (And yes she called herself that! Like I'd make that up.)

PS. This was the quote of the day as well...get over it, I'm busy!

Quote of the Day - June 29, 2006

2006-06-28T16:51:00.000-07:00

"We gave her time to look for another job...and leave with dignity. But Star made another choice."

- Barbara Walters

What is up with those old ladies on The View? Did someone forget to give them their meds or something? Or maybe they're just cranky because Rosie is coming.

Oh Starlet Marie Jones, I'll miss you! I have never watched a single episode of The View but if I had, I'm sure you would have been my favorite granny. (Not really, I can't stand any of you!)

Quote of the Day - June 28, 2006

2006-06-27T15:03:00.000-07:00

"I was just trying to make an income, that's all."

- Gaby Gibson (Naomi Campbell's Ex-Maid)

Oh my god! That poor woman! Jeez Naomi, did the BlackBerry have to be diamond encrusted? She was only trying to make an income and you (allegedly) smash her in the head with an overgrown cellphone? No wonder Tyra Banks hates you so much. In today's case, Naomi goes in the Hall of Shame! (Which needs to be updated!)

Quote of the Day - June 27, 2006

2006-06-26T20:52:00.000-07:00

"So I did Cindy's hair and let me tell you, she looked like she was born to be a PussyCat Doll. I mean, it was just like, Bangladesh!"

- Jonathan Antin

Now do you see why I find this jerk so funny? Not only does he cry at the sight of barcodes, throws cellphones in anger, washes his hair in bottled water, randomly bursts into massive rage or tears, claims that he is hair (whatever that means), but also says, Bangin', Baberham Lincoln, and my personal favorite, Bangladesh.

Oh Jon, you're my favorite semi-bipolar hairstylist!

Quote of the Day - June 26, 2006

2006-06-25T21:06:00.000-07:00

"Lisa started to lose her voice a little when we were in Australia, but the last thing we wanted to do was cancel. So we just sang through it and hoped it would get better."

- Jess Origlasso (of The Veronicas when asked about their tour cancellation)

Y'know Jess, I think I read that it was good to overwork things when they are starting to give out. Isn't that right Britney?

Oh yeah, y'all! Like, right before my world tour, I like, had a knee problem! So like, I just danced on it and stuff. And then I fell! And cartilage was floatin' itself around so I had to cancel. But it was okay because no one was buying the tickets! Oops...I wasn't supposed to mention that part...

What? I'm not implying anything. I just think it's odd, that's all!

Quote of the Day - June 25, 2006

2006-06-25T02:12:00.000-07:00

"I might as well take a gun and put it to his head. Get it over with...

- Rihanna (In Unfaithful)

Aw, RiRi, that's so sweet. Singing about cheating on your man then shooting him. Hey, you're okay in my book!

Quote of the Day - June 24, 2006

2006-06-24T00:52:00.000-07:00

"In the space of 15 minutes we saw a juggler, an acrobat, an amazing 14-year-old singer and a 68-year old male stripper."

- Simon Cowell

Sounds like some bachelor you two! Enjoy your last night of the single life, because that marriage is going to last a long time. After all, you do work together, now you'll be together at home, too. Ah, young love!

Quote of the Day - June 23, 2006

2006-06-22T20:21:00.000-07:00

"...I sneezed out a noodle, like two weeks later."

- Jessica Simpson

Sure ya did Jess. Just like how your sister can cough up strange sounds and sell it as music. What's that called again? Acidresucks disease?

More t.A.T.u. Breaking News!!!!

2006-06-22T16:31:00.000-07:00

"I know they were planning on doin[g] something in the US. Not sure what or where or even when it'll happen, though. They'll get there eventually!"

- Source

They're coming. There's no stopping them. t.A.T.u. will be coming to the US...eventually. I asked a source (friend of the girls) and he said that they will be coming soon! The US NEEDS t.A.T.u. to come back. Please girls, come to the US.

Everyone, check out their new album, Dangerous and Moving. They are the best band ever!

Quote of the Day - June 22, 2006

2006-06-21T23:05:00.000-07:00

"She opened a passenger side door and dropped her pants. She took her pants off and reached in the car and pulled out a skirt. Then she put the skirt on and pulled off her sweatshirt. She had on a camisole with spaghetti straps with her midriff showing."

- Julie Beasley (Witness of "Me Generation" Teenager)

Apparently this woman is talking about Britney Spears or Nicole Richie. This quote was in a news article about the rude Me Generation teenagers living in a "tech bubble". After reading this article, I asked my closest friend, "Do you think I am one of these average 21st century brats who's life revolves around technology?" Her answer was, "*silence*...Uh...Well, I think you are more polite than the average person..." That sure was reassuring but it did make me feel a little better. Needless to say, I am slightly ashamed of my generation but I am proud to be in the "tech bubble". It's fun! And I am more polite than others. Also, the only piece of hardware that is glued to me 24/7 is my Tamagotchi...and maybe sometimes my MP3 player. I am NOT one of those dorks screaming on cellphones all day long. At least I'm confident about that.

I am a proud Tech Bubblist! ;)

PS, a tech bubblist is someone who lives in the "bubble" of technology.

Quote of the Day (BEST DAY OF THE YEAR EDITION!!!!) - June 21, 2006

2006-06-20T21:39:00.000-07:00

"You have rockin' cool hair! I have a sixteen year old son and he could benefit from hair like that."

- Ben Stein (Complementing My Hair)

HA! Read it an weep! Ben Stein once told me in person that I had rockin' cool hair! Which celebrity has told you that your hair was cool? Did I mention he was on Family Guy?

PS. I had blue spiky hair. ;)

One more thing, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
I was not only born on the first day of Summer, but the Harvest Moon, the longest day of the year, the Summer Solstice, and the cusp of Gemini and Cancer.

Oh right, and this is my 50th post! Yay! And no, I'm not turning 50 today. :) Like I'd tell you my real age!

My Birthday Gift
I got the coolest birthday gift, today! It's a mix CD of all my favorite songs that I could never find. There's a ton of songs I hear on streaming radio/musichoice but I could never find them on Itunes or MSN. Here's the list!

Time (The Scumfrog Remix) - Murk
Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
I Want More (Cling On To Me) [Extended Mixes] - Amuka
Glitterball - FC Kahuna
Tu Es Foutu - In-Grid

Their all like 10 minutes long and sooooo cool. I have no clue how they found these songs, either!

MUSIC IS MY LIFE!

Quote of the Day (Ro Poem Edition!) - June 20, 2006

2006-06-19T22:29:00.000-07:00

"mission impossible 3
i loved every minute
handsome movie star
still dreamy

my tommy

i have loved him
4 eva
and always will

some people u feel u know
unspoken connections
a hollywood tale
4 even
a real life movie star

fame is hard
i found
yet back i go

as g od said
fame is the impending glittering disaster

its hard to hold on
flying a kite in a hurricane
takes 2
2b

off 2 dinner
with joy"

- Rosie "Ro" O'Donnell

What the heck is she talking about? The only word I understood in all of that was disaster. Seriously, "Ro", save the poetic stuff for Britney Spears. I only have enough time to make fun of one of you.

And yes, she posts as Ro.
You think I could make this stuff up? '-'

Monthly Dose of Crazy

2006-06-19T13:35:00.000-07:00

Wow! She looks like a drunk ostrich who found it's way in through a window and started squawking on top of the piano. Please note at the end where Connie appears to have died from an OD on crazy. My favorite part is when she tries to get off the piano! *grunt, fall* I think Connie Chung is officially YOUR Monthly Dose of Crazy.

PS. What memories?

RIP
Po and Con
2006-2006

Quote of the Day - June 19, 2006

2006-06-18T18:36:00.000-07:00

"Tom and Katie are so thrilled with Suri that they want to have a second baby right away, and they're hoping to announce the news as early as their planned July 4th weekend wedding."

- Friend of TomKat

Uh...Should you really be having a second child when no one has even seen the first? Just a thought. Here is my list of baby names I picked out for you two:

Second Coming Cruise
Nonimaginary
Yurwilcum
HUMAN INFANT ID: 9923401762
Kidman

Quote of the Day - June 18, 2006

2006-06-17T23:23:00.000-07:00

"I've had gray hair since I was 19 years old. I just got lazy."

- Jennifer Lopez

Well JenniFUR Lopez, you claim to be in your mid 30's so that would be pretty early for you to have gray hair...But since you have been caught in a nasty "age fabrication" mess, I would guess you are, oh lets see...judging by your robust behind, maybe you were born in the early 1800's when those dresses with the huge butts were in. You know, around 189 years old or so. The time seems about right for you to be turning gray and wrinkly. Don't worry J.low the fur killa, I hear ALL the ghosts in that haunted plantation in the Deep South are wearing those massive-back-lady-lump-dresses you love so much! Just ask the Black Eye Peas or T.A.P.S.

By the way, like the pic I made? It's only about 90% photoshoped. And yes, I extended the rump an inch...or 12. You have to admit, this one is good. Go to Pixel Us Perfect for more photoshop creations!

Pixel Us Perfect

2006-06-17T17:17:00.000-07:00

I would like to announce that A Way With Words now has it's very own Photoshop Gallery! It's called Pixel Us Perfect. All of my beautifully fugly photoshop parodies will be posted there. Enjoy and spread the word!

Quote of the Day (Crazy Disney Chicks Edition!) - June 17, 2006

2006-06-17T01:20:00.000-07:00

One minute their singing about makeup and jeans; the next they're 70lbs and talking about sex and hating children. Ah, they grow up so fast...

"I'm not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I'm a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all!"

- Lindsay Lohan

Like, I'm not a child anymore, y'know!? I'm a real adult, and like crap and stuff like that. Really, I am! I am a mature adult who like, drinks a lot, and like, hangs out with Kate Moss, and like, likes to party...a lot. And when I say a lot, heh-heh, I mean, A LOT! Let me tell you...*vomits*

"But [virginity] is definitely something I like about myself. It doesn't mean I haven't thought about sex, because everyone I know has had it and you want to fit in."

- Hillary Duff

Eww! Dufster, no one wants to know. Hillary Duff and sex should never be used in the same sentence. :(

Quote of the Day - June 16, 2006

2006-06-15T17:06:00.000-07:00

"No one tells me what to feed my kids. I couldn't believe what I read in Monday's paper. They are taking all the good food out of the school...Did you ever taste healthy ice cream? It tastes like crap. They say to eat fruits and vegetables twice a day. My kids eat fruits and vegetables once a week and they're just fine...When I was little, I ate coffee soup for breakfast, which is coffee, bread, milk and sugar. That was a great breakfast and I am just fine! There is nothing wrong with a child eating cookies, coffee, soda or chips unless the doctor says otherwise. The school needs to shut up and try to teach. I think a chubby child is cute. You can pinch their chubby cheeks. When I hug someone, I like some fat to hug, not bones!"

- Jennifer Johns ("Headlines" Victim on Jay Leno)

Hey Jennifer, I put together a to-do list for you.

Get a nutritionist and a therapist
Ditch your doctor
Hire that surviving attorney to help you with your harassment case involving the school.
Contact Jenny Craig
Give Lindsay Lohan some lessons on eating
Check your damn pulse woman! How did all that coffee soup not kill you?

Quote of the Day - June 15, 2006

2006-06-14T22:44:00.000-07:00

This is why I love these girls! Here is a new interview of Elena Katina and Julia Volkova, of the Russian band t.A.T.u. Warning, she does swear once.

"[Question]Do dogs go to heaven or hell?
[Answer]I don't give a (beep)."

- Elena Katina

I have no idea what's going on but I loved every minute of it! For some odd reason they have a bag full of fortune cookie questions and they have to answer each one as an "interview". I'm not sure what's funnier, Julia acting as bored as heck or the fact that they barely understood any of the questions. Also, is it just me or does is it just me or does Lena seem to be in denile when she says they are happy?

Hmm...Apparently they believe that there are people all around us who love and respect each other but are "fake...fakes...FAKES!" and are not actual human beings. All t.A.T.u. is doing is simply suggesting to "change" them...right...

All I know is that I can sleep soudly knowing that Lena has never killed anything larger then a spider. That sure was the question I wanted to know! (what the heck? she's like 5'6 and 100 pounds. Scary!) But by far the most confusing thing was Lena's last question about what she found inside the grass and shrubs. I guess she was searching through some sort of forest in Russia where she found Julia. So thats how they met! Now it all makes sense! Thanks Channel4!

By the way, if you are a fan of t.A.T.u. like me, then you'll get the joke of this picture below! I'm sure at least one person who reads this will be like, "OMG! That's awful!!! But funny..."

If you still don't get it, google search "Obezyanka Nol" and read the English lyrics. And just as a hint, the pic above is a Russian Coca-Cola shirt from Urban Outfitters. Every time I see it, I think of all the poor Obezyanka Nol's. It really is sad if you think about! :(
That song actually made me like t.A.T.u. even more. It's my favorite!

Leave a bunch of comments! I'll post the meaning to the picture if you guys can guess it!

In other t.A.T.u. News, the girls are going to perform at Pennenzakkenrock in Belgium on June 29. For those of you who don’t know what that is, Pennenzakkenrock is the biggest kid’s festival in the country. That’s right, kid’s festival, with those two. I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to see what lawsuits come out of this! :)

Quote of the Day - June 14, 2006

2006-06-13T22:16:00.000-07:00

"I can see your lungs."

- Jay Leno

Wow, this guy's got some good pick up lines.
Hey baby, do you have tuberculosis?...Because I can see your lungs. *Wink, wink*

Quote of the Day - June 13, 2006

2006-06-12T22:41:00.000-07:00

"Look! It's Rod Stewart! Oh wait, false alarm. It's just an old woman."

- Yours Truly

I swear it was him...

Quote of the Day - June 12, 2006

2006-06-12T00:56:00.000-07:00

"I did it [too] with my dad. I'd sit on his lap and I drive. We're country."

- Britney Spears

Y'all, we always doin' crap like that. The other day, we strapped Jamie Lynn on top of the jet when flyin' from LA to New York, and she turned out okay. All that happened was some whiplash and bird stuck in her mouth. Nothin' wrong with a little fresh air!

Check out these sites!!!

2006-06-11T14:09:00.000-07:00

In honor of my favorite sites (and because I had nothing else better to do), I decided to dedicate a post to them. If you'd like to get on my blogroll, leave your site as a comment and I'll check it out! Enjoy!

RuneScape help
http://www.freewebs.com/rs2helpeveryday

RuneScape help is the best place to go to find help with the online game, RuneScape. Here you can find a great money making guide. $$$

Blu Oceano Art
http://bluoceano.blogspot.com/

Blu Oceano Art is the best gallery online.
Ocean + sky + pretty landscape = :)
Water Dream and California Coast are my favorite!

FourFour
http://fourfour.typepad.com/

FourFour is one of the best pop culture blogs ever. If you find Tyra Banks, Janice Dickinson, and manic cats ridiculously hilarious, then you’ve come to the right place!

QuakeFinder
http://www.quakefinder.com/

The latest earthquake prediction technology at it’s best. Satellites and land based stations moniter the electromagnetic waves of the Earth, which largely fluctuate before major seismic events. If you live in earthquake country, I strongly recommend this site.

TamaTalk
http://www.tamatalk.com/

Tama Talk is a forum site dedicated to the virtual pets, Tamagotchi. Some of you (I won’t mention who) might think tamas are lame but my theory is you just secretly love them! ;)
Anyway, if you love tamas, this site is for you.

And no, I’m not telling you my username. ^.^

The N
http://www.the-n.com/

The N is my favorite channel (It’s about the only one I watch). It’s the "teen" version of Nickelodeon. Here’s the line up (with my commentary):

Summerland - Hate to admit it but I love everything about this show (Except Jesse MCrappy).
Clueless – Boring.
Daria – Seen pretty much every episode.
Degrassi: The Next Generation – Good but, getting kind of old.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air – Heck no.
Instant Star – Yeah...No.
Moesha – Even I admit it, it’s funny on occasions…sometimes…
My So-Called Life – Oh hell no!
O'Grady – HILARIOUS!
Radio Free Roscoe – Saw it for the first time ever last night, hated it.
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch – Never.
South of Nowhere - OC mix with Degrassi, with a dash of non-sucky-ness.
Whistler – Looks awesome, and I am hoping it is.
Beyond the Break – Bad acting, boring story. Birdie is the only reason I watch! :D

As you can see, South of Nowhere, Summerland, O’Grady, sometimes Degrassi, and possibly Whistler are the best. Anyway, on the site, you can watch FULL EPISODES of any show at anytime you want. Definitely worth checking out.

Worth1000
http://www.worth1000.com/

Worth1000 is a Photoshop Gallery of madness! It has everything from "Plastics Make It Possible" adds featuring Cher, to images of modern day metropolises in ruins. Do you think when they created photoshop, they thought people would only use it for good? If they did, that’s just about as bad as Paris Hilton being the new spokeswoman for Sony Handycam (which is in there too!). So if you would like to see what Angelina Jolie would look like fat or if Cinnasnails ruled the world, Worth1000 is for you!

Kaskade
http://www.kaskademusic.com/

Kaskade seriously rocks. He is one of the best DJ's around. His site has a ton of free mp3 downloads, streaming tracks, pictures, ect. Oh yeah, and a PussyCat Doll's remix. What more could you want?

Quote of the Day - June 11, 2006

2006-06-10T16:00:00.000-07:00

"Think happy thoughts…and boys will buy you diamonds!"

- Hello Kitty

That's the spirit HK! Teach all the little girls of America and Japan that if they think happy thoughts, they'll get a suga-daddy! None of that hard work crap. She knows the score! You sly kitty, you.

Quote of the Day - June 10, 2006

2006-06-09T23:26:00.000-07:00

"We (Britain) have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likeable."

- Simon Cowell

*Gasp*
That is not a very good thing to say...Just stick to tearing down Kelly Clarkson wannabes on that show I never watch. You know, American Mediocre-Karaoke-Idol. Uh, oh! I shouldn't mention the boringness of that show...FOX knows!

Introducing Pudenda Shenanigans

2006-06-09T17:18:00.000-07:00

“At first I thought there was something funny about this Ann Coulter. I mean here’s a woman who claims to hate feminists, but is in her 40’s, single, no kids, is very opinionated and outspoken and concentrates on her career. Ann Coulter is the biggest example of a feminist I ever saw. Then I noticed that in just the right light you could see that adam’s apple and that’s when I recognized our little Pudenda Shenanigans, the hottest drag queen this side of Fire Island.”

- Former Co-Worker of Jeremy Levinsohn (Ann Coulter)

I don't think anyone expected this but I know that no one is truly surprised. Allegedly, Ms. Sunshine herself, Ann Coulter, used to be a drag queen in Florida before becoming a living she-devil in the political world. She used to be named Jeremy Levinsohn, and used to go by the name of Pudenda Shenanigans while working as a female impersonator in the gay district of Key West. Then sometime between the 1980’s and now, HE had a sex change and became none other then the ultimate evil, Ann Coulter. Of course this is still just a rumor and might not be true, but I think we all know, its not much of a stretch.

*Heh, heh.*

Talk about ironic! Who would have thought the biggest homophobe woman in the world was actually a transgender female!

Source

Mona!!!

2006-06-08T23:09:00.000-07:00

No! It can't be!!! This has nothing to do with stupid quotes but I have to post this! First, I promised I would not get into the WB teen drama, Summerland, when The N started playing the re-runs these past few months. Then, I promised I wouldn't like any of the characters. Then I promised I wouldn't like Carmen Electra's character Mona. Now look what has happened!!! Mona became my favorite character. Carmen played the crazy rocker biker chick who literally knocked down walls of her restaurant with a hammer to forget about her ex-husband. I hate to admit it but it was funny! Then...*sniff sniff*, Summerland starts out a new season with Aunt Ava (Lori Loughlin) drinking lattes in Italy with her "sassy" business partner when she receives a phone call from her other “sassy” business partner back home in Playa Linda, CA, saying there's been a car accident. Of course she doesn’t say who was in the car. Then after a stupid long scene of all the characters getting a phone call, there’s sad montage of everyone at a funeral. At first, I thought “Who’s dead already? Is it Erika? I don’t see Erika anywhere…It better be Erika…Damn, there's Erika.” Then I saw it…Mona’s headshot on top of a coffin.

Shame on you WB! And shame on you The N for always getting me addicted on these stupid shows! SHAME!!!

Mona, we'll miss you...and your leather miniskirts.

Quote of the Day - June 9, 2006

2006-06-08T22:46:00.000-07:00

"I'm gay...gay as a goose."

- Jared Leto

Gay as a goose? What? That is so, pardon the pun, gay. All I know is that geese everywhere are offended. Oh, and one more thing. Who the heck is Jared Leto?! Is he the one in Harry Potter? No... The chick in Aeon Flux? No... Father Lonigan from Passions? No... Wait, I know! He’s one that Lindsay Lohan's dating! Huh? Wait, their not dating anymore? Ugh! Who cares about this crap?

Quote of the Day (Politically Incorrect Edition!) - June 8, 2006

2006-06-07T22:40:00.000-07:00

"These broads (9/11 widows) are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities...I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much...How do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies?"

- Ann Coulter

"[Liberals] want to take more of our money, kill babies and discriminate on the basis of race."

- Ann Coulter

"Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do."

- Ann Coulter

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."

- Ann Coulter

It's official, the author of Godless: The Church of Liberalism, Ann Coulter, has no heart. This is the woman who also said all Liberal women were ugly. She has to be one of the most aggravating and evil human beings I have ever seen. Every time I hear this woman speak, she disgusts me even more. I honestly think she’s the only person that makes my blood boil at the mere sight of her, let alone her man-like voice.

Oh and just to let you know Ann, I'm liberal incase you couldn’t tell. And I’m not bad looking either! Also, Liberalism isn’t a religion. It’s just having tolerance for minorities and respect for the environment and peace. But wait, is that too malicious for you?

FEMA-Condi Photoshop Bonus!

You know, there’s a lot of talk lately about FEMA. What is their plan for this year’s hurricane season? Are they prepared for another disaster? Are they to blame for Katrina? Should we scuttle FEMA all together? Well all this talk has led to many worries inside FEMA headquarters. Now they’re aiming towards the youth of the nation to gain any kind of fan base.

By the way, I’m joking. Making fun of these kinds of things is the only way to forget that the planet is falling apart or about the war in Iraq. Isn’t that right Jennifer Aniston?

Jennifer Aniston's a Jerk Bonus!

Question: How about the war in Iraq or global warming?

"No, I'm not interested in any of that. I like to just focus on me and my tabloid career….I’m not saving the world."

- Jennifer Aniston

Yay! Another reason for me to dislike Jen! I learn a new way everyday! Thanks for not caring.

Quote of the Day - June 7, 2006

2006-06-06T23:13:00.000-07:00

"...what is that part of my body that I haven't moved yet?...The chest. BINGO!"

- Shakira

So that's where Shakira comes up with this stuff. 'Bout time she told us. I've always wondered how she decided to dance in a tar pit, magically move her boobs, then crawl on the floor like deranged caterpillar, all while making some sort of salsa dish in a studio apartment with Alejandro Sanz. Oh yeah, and think she was singing, too!

Quote of the Day (Plus J.lo Puff Bonus!) - June 6, 2006

2006-06-06T05:04:00.000-07:00

"There are certain people that are marked for death. I have my little list of those that treated me unfairly."

- Jennifer Lopez

Well, I don't think anyone is surprised to learn that J.lo the fur killa has a list of people who treated her "unfairly". Because that is totally something that a sane person like J.lo would do. Hmm...I guess this means I'm getting on that list now...SAVE ME!

J.lo Puff Bonus!

My best friend and I have this inside joke that Jennifer Lopez looks like Jiggly Puff from Pokémon. Now I might have slightly altered this photo but tell me you don't see the resemblance!

If I do say so myself, this is my best work with photoshop.

Quote of the Day - June 5, 2006

2006-06-03T00:20:00.000-07:00

"Talk to the hand."

- Anderson Cooper

That's right, the 100% heterosexual CNN anchorman Anderson Cooper once said "Talk to the Hand". Then he said, 'Oh snap, girlfriend! Ya wanna have a slumber party, tell stories, and watch My Sweet Sixteen, and Tiara Girls?' Just kidding, he never said all that.

I have to say that or I'll be sued!

I hate being mean, but....Come on! He walk straight into it!

Mika Nakashima Interview

2006-06-03T00:19:00.000-07:00

I found this PopJapan interview of the Japanese pop star, Mika Nakashima today. I hate to use her on my site because she's one of my favorite artists, but honestly, how can you keep a straight face while watching this?

Okay, first of all, it looks like some stalker is sitting in the bushes with a video camera while Mika's eating lunch at a cafe waiting for her boyfriend or something. Its like she doesn't really understand what's going on or who's asking her these questions but she's going along with it anyway. Throughout the whole thing, I'm waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come running out screaming 'punk'd'! But instead I got Mika forcefully saying 'popjapan tv' as if that creepy high pitched announcer has a gun to her back. And apparently Mika liked the sound of nurses so she dreamt of one, or something like that. The snake line was the best though. When she said, ‘a snake…’ and the girl asked why, I thought she was going to say, ‘So I can eat you!’ At least, that’s what it looked like. I love all these weird interviews You Tube has. Don’t worry, more to come!

Quote of the Day - June 4, 2006

2006-06-03T00:18:00.000-07:00

"...this world is full of man-candy, lolly-dudes, suga-homies, hook it up!"

- Raven-Symone (as Raven Baxter)

Okay, I admit it...I have watched a full episode of That's So Raven...several times. Its only at midnight on Saturdays when I'm waiting for some South of Nowhere re-runs or Family Guy. Jeez!...like you've never watched it.

I can't believe I know her catch phrase...ugh...

Quote of the Day - June 2, 2006

2006-06-03T00:15:00.001-07:00

"It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world and now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit."

- Kevin Federline

Oh yeah, Kevin Federline won't allow his kids to be freeloaders. That would just be against all of his values. Because we all know he has worked so hard to get his fame and fortune.

And all props go to me for the image! :) (I can’t believe I just used the word ‘props’…)

Quote of the Day - June 3, 2006

2006-06-03T00:15:00.000-07:00

"Honestly guys, isn't a poop so freeing?"

- Oprah Winfrey

I just had an epiphany! Oprah's an idiot!

Quote of the Month - June 2006

2006-06-03T00:14:00.000-07:00

"I just said to that new sugababes' older sister, 'Are you the mum?' Why did I say that? I didn't think she looked like the mum, I just knew she looked older. "

- Mystery Sugababe

Oh! Ouch...Talk about embarrassing! That poor girl thought the new Sugababes' older sister was her mom. That seems like one of those moments when you feel like you're two inches high. Just like the time I asked Jennifer Aniston if she had seen Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Although, its understandable, a few times people have thought my brother and sister were my parents. I still feel bad for both the Sugababe girl and the sister. Just watching it, you could feel the awkwardness...*hold back laughing*

Anyone know who this girl is?

Sorry Sugababes, I'm not making fun of you. I just thought it was funny!

This is the quote of the day too, by the way.

Who Said It Results - May 31, 2006

2006-05-24T00:22:00.000-07:00

"Perhaps I'm a gay man, trapped in a woman's body."

- Non other then the Detroit born "British" pop idol Madonna.

Well, I believe the man part...
Perhaps I'm an idiot, trapped in an old woman's body.

Poll Results:

Condoleezza Rice, 1 vote, (5%) - Who voted for Condi? lol
Madonna, 6 votes, (33%)
Lindsay Lohan, 2 vote, (11%)
Tom Cruise, 9 votes, (50%)

18 Total votes

Huh...I thought Madge would be pretty predictable. Well you picked it. As Ryan Seacrest once said, Tom is a little fem at times. I hope everyone knows I put Tom Cruise on there as a joke! Haha! I thought for sure it would be tied between Madonna and Lindsay.

PS. This was the quote of the day as well...get over it, I'm busy!

Quote of the Day - May 30, 2006

2006-05-24T00:21:00.000-07:00

"The bitch is back!"

- Billy Bush

And yes, Billy really was talking about Elton John when he said that. I never watch his show, and the few rare times I have, he says something stupider-er-er then the last. You never cease to amaze me Billy.
Keep up the good work!

American Idol vs. Read Or Die: the TV

2006-05-24T00:12:00.000-07:00

A few days ago I showcased this odd picture of Paula Abdul and said it resembled Yomiko Readman of the Read Or Die: The TV, anime series.

I rest my case.

Seriously though, ROD is the best show I've ever seen. Just imagine this, Yomiko (left) has been avoiding this crazy green haired girl, Nenene (right) for a few years. Then while carrying a load of books in her hide out, Yomiko sees non other then Nenene standing in front of her.

Yomiko says "Nancy! (her friend) I found some fascinating books-..." She stops dead in her tracks when she sees her and then after a hilarious 10 minute scene of these two pictures (no sound or movement) Yomiko slowly puts the books down and runs like hell. And that my friend, is where I got the Paula like run-stand-camel-thing above. I love anime!

And yes I know the pics are horrible quality but I took them myself.

Quote of the Day (Plus Mount. Everest Bonus!) - May 29, 2006

2006-05-23T23:31:00.000-07:00

Quote of The Day:

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

- President George W. Bush

Damn those fish! Trying to steal our freedom!

Mount. Everest Bonus

"I imagine you are very surprised to see me here."

- Lincoln Hall

That is what Lincoln Hall said after his team left him for dead on Mount. Everest. I can't speak for him, but if I ran into those people again, I would have a lot more to say then that! Get well soon, Lincoln!

Quote of the Day - May 28, 2006

2006-05-23T18:17:00.000-07:00

"When I sit next to her, all I smell is bitch."

- Joanie Dodds

Jeez, they throw that word around on that show like pies at an Anne Coulter conference. They should just call it, America's Next Top BiOtch.

PS, nice look Dodds!

Quote of the Day - May 27, 2006

2006-05-23T16:31:00.000-07:00

"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra."

- Britney Spears

Thank god she heard that song before wearing that...Now what song will you make you remember to wear anything but a thong? I now know to never sit in that seat. EVER!

Quote of the Day - May 26, 2006

2006-05-23T16:25:00.000-07:00

"Good luck with your wish bone, you'll still need a backbone! Ah!...Wow, lots of bling. I go, Right on! Bling's good. Bling is very good. Very, very good...and the more you stack it..."

- Paula Abdul

Aw! She's so cute when she's wasted!
Also, how is she standing like that? She looks like Yomiko Readman.

Quote of the Day (Plus Carol! Bonus) - May 25, 2006

2006-05-23T16:13:00.000-07:00

"Needless to say, I know the Czech word for laxative now."

- Julia Stiles

Yum! Who wants brownies?

Bonus Quote!

"Ok, yeah uuuummm. Let's see what you can get me. Something simple... How about a Dannon Frusion smoothie with a shot of rumplemintz up in there...BY SHOT I MEAN THE WHOLE BOTTLE!!"

- Carol!

Carol! is the best skit ever done on SNL (Besides the two a-holes skit)! Does anyone else think it's as funny as I do? Please leave comments! Anyone have video?

Here's the jingle:

"And then there's Carol!
And then there's Carol!
Carol!
"Who? Me?"
Sassy, slutty, sexy, skanky. Right on, Carol!"

HI! I'M CAROL!!

Oprah has a friend!

2006-05-23T15:20:00.000-07:00

"I love kids. I was a kid myself, once."

- Tom Cruise

(I had my suspicions...)

Quote of the Day - May 24, 2006

2006-05-23T14:52:00.000-07:00

"My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato..."

- Oprah Winfrey

My idea of hell is a non-stop Oprah marathon.

Brooke has a friend!

2006-05-23T14:44:00.000-07:00

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."

- Barbara Boxer

That makes me remember the time my aunt got a divorce. Her marriage was never the same. Sad.

Quote of the Month - May 2006

2006-05-23T13:57:00.000-07:00

"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

- Brooke Shields

Man, that chick who's married to the Arnold Schwarzenegger says some crazy things...Wait a minute, isn't her name Mary? Or is it Mariah? Maria? Close enough.

Quote of the Day - May 23, 2006

2006-05-23T13:45:00.000-07:00

"I don't (beep)in' belong here! Why don't you just put a gun to my head and shoot me! You've already taken my freedom! You might as well take my life too!"

- Michelle Rodriguez

Don't worry Michelle, you still have Lost...oh right...ouch! My bad...

Quote of the Day - May 22, 2006

2006-05-22T11:45:00.000-07:00

"Head rush...head rush...head rush...head rush..."

- Tawny Kitaen

Sadly, I really don't make this stuff up. :(

Quote of the Day - May 21, 2006

2006-05-21T19:53:00.000-07:00

"She looks like she's worn out more men in her life than we have vodka bottles."

- Elena Katina (Left)

Remember, Lena's the "good girl" of the teen lesbians dancing in their underwear, while drinking and making up false stories about being expelled because of sexually assaulting their classmates in a Russian choir when they really were just swearing, smoking, and drinking. You know, the good one!

Quote of the Day - May 20, 2006

2006-05-21T19:48:00.000-07:00

"This is why I need a gun."

- Britney Spears

Look out! Brit's got a gun! Oh wait, its just a big gulp.

Quote of the Day - May 19, 2006

2006-05-21T19:36:00.000-07:00

"I've spent a lot of time on toilets."

- Doug Hall

Walked straight into that one, Hall! ;)

Quote of the Day - May 18, 2006

2006-05-21T19:19:00.000-07:00

"...as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"

- Austin Powers

Welcome to a way with words! For all those things you wish you could take back. That means you Bill O'Reilly!
Heh...heh...