Quote of the Day - September 2/3, 2006

"My problem is that by the time I understood a little bit about life, I was well on the way to f**king burnout."
- Ozzy Osbourne
My problem is that by the time I understood what the heck you were saying, I had already turned on Being Bobby Brown.
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"When I heard "She Loves You," my world went up like a shooting star. It was a divine experience. The planets changed. I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister."
- Ozzy Osbourne
Wait...What?
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"Dogs smoke in France."
- Ozzy Osbourne
Sure they do.
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"I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober."
- Ozzy Osbourne
I highly doubt that.


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