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I give you, the Monajlo Song


Okay, I know I'm weird but I guarantee you'll laugh. Well, only if you've ever heard the song London Bridges by Fergie. Anyway, my best friend and I wrote a song one night and it goes a little something like this... [Please remember, we laugh all the time about J.lo getting in trouble with PETA, the rest is a few random inside jokes we have. For example, we have a joke about J.lo liking moose meat. Don't ask. Enjoy!]

[Intro]
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
They ain't ready fo this.
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
AHWOOOOO!
It's me, J.lo.
The Ho!
Girl!
Jlo, jay,
what's up fatty?
AHWOOOO!

[Verse 1]
When I come to the castle, run and hide. (Ah yeah)
Get the treats, don't be handin' me a swine. (Ah yeah)
DUI cuz you know I've had a pint. (Ah yeah)
I'm Jlo Puff, I'll give treacherous times.
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
All my cats get down on a crow. (Ah yeah)
Beak to beak, eat 'em up real slow. (Ah yeah)
I'm such a lady, but you know I'm really J.lo. (Ah yeah)
Cuz you know I ain't got any dough.
So here we go!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,

[Bridge]
Freaks start screaming and my ears start bleedin'
Everybody start soundin' real bad.

The dead moose got your girl feelin' spruce. (Ah yeah)
Now I'm wishin that I had some turtle shoes. (Ah yeah)
I've got a coat made out of sixty-five shrews. (Ah yeah)
PETA always puttin' my ass in the news.
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)

And I'm all like, get off of my case. (Ah yeah)
So what if I wiped out a whole race? (Ah yeah)
Your tail makes me wanna have a taste. (Ah yeah)
You got that?
I got a mace!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,


[Bridge 2}
Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, J.lo, Woo, Woo, Woo-Woo.
Me like a fatty, hide the food when I'm around.
Fergie the Duchess of Pork, man, she's really round.
Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, J.lo, Woo, Woo, Woo-Woo.
Me like a fatty, hide the food when I'm around.
Fergie the Duchess of Pork, man, she's really round.


[Verse 2]
When I come to the castle, run and hide. (Ah yeah)
Get the treats, don't be handin' me a swine. (Ah yeah)
DUI cuz you know I've had a pint. (Ah yeah)
I'm Jlo Puff, I'll give trecherous times.
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
All my cats get down on a crow. (Ah yeah)
Beak to beak, eat 'em up real slow. (Ah yeah)
I'm such a lady, but you know I'm really J.lo. (Ah yeah)
Cuz you know I ain't got any dough.
So here we go!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,

Screw You, Veggies!
j.lo was kissin skunks!

3 Comments:

At 10:34 PM, Anonymous J.lo Puff said...

Ah, yeah! Skunks!

 
At 11:57 PM, Anonymous Jack said...

It's skunkin' night. Quick, peal out before Mia P. get's us!

 
At 10:11 PM, Anonymous Ethan said...

Oh no! I glued myself to my phone again! I hate paper towels...

;)

 

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