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Quote of the Day - July 27, 2006

I demand you let me, Michelle Rodriguez, George Michael, President Bush, and Lindsay Lohan fly this plane ourselves!
"Mr. Hasselhoff became ill at Heathrow airport yesterday and requested to be put on a later flight."

- Publicist Judy Katz

I heard the Hoff came down with a terrible case of smashed-itis.

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Quote of the Day - July 22/23, 2006

CAMERON: God, baby, you're such a good role model.  JUSTIN: Shut up, woman. I'm plastered.
"I'm just like everyone else, I get completely plastered, I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught places with my pants down; it's just I make sure there are no cameras around."

- Justin Timberlake

You know, I think I read an article once that said cameras are what make people stupid, not drugs. Although in your case Justin, I'd say you don't even have any brain cells to kill, so knock yourself out.

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Quote of the Day - July 21, 2006

Damn, I'm hot.
"Just because you can wear silver angel wings, tinfoil, and feathers in America, doesn't mean you should."

- Your's truly

Regis, hold my Fethzars.

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Quote of the Month - July 2006

"Hope yo're all good. Sorry for beeing lame on the news section, but not to much news lately, as Annie is busy in studio - working on new music for a new album! Some demos are ready and she spend most of the summer in studio recording the new songs. Stay tune, and you will learn more later ;)"

- DJ Annie Official News

i Got real good grahmer like champee-on! I like a hughman spelcheker. If only I rote songz az good az my noos than I'd bee biggEr den Kylie! Moov over Britney, IT'S ANNIMAL TIME! ANNIEMAL!!!!!! I'M ANNIE-MAULIN' YOU!

PS, Yes, that pic is photoshoped. But you have to admit, they're similar! And yes, I know I spelled Anniemal wrong. That was the joke because she's crazy like Iris from O'Grady. Jeez, do I have to explain everything to you?

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Quote of the Day - July 19, 2006

Now with extra idiot!
"How can you not tell the difference from a rat and a bandana?"

- Marcellas Reynolds (Big Brother All Stars House-Guest)

I did the same thing with a ferret and a napkin once...

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Quote of the Day (Rachel Ray Edition!) - July 12, 2006

Who wants some go-to rumplemintz?
And now I present to you, the many words of TV chef, Rachel Ray.

"I could bathe in that [wine], I really could!"

- Rachel Ray


- Rachel Ray


- Rachel Ray


- Rachel Ray

And my personal favorite:

"Mm-mm-mm! Holy Cat!"

- Rachel Ray

Oh Rachel, did you cook cat, again? You are such a character!
(And no, she did not actually cook cat. I'm kidding.)

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Quote of the Day - July 11, 2006

Like my body?
"My family, we walked around the house naked. By the time I was 13, my dad was like, 'Uh, Britney, it's time to start covering yourself up'..."

- Britney Spears

What is wrong with this woman? Back in 1999, everyone wanted undress her but she was too classy to ever get naked. Now, we can't keep clothes on her! Everyone's like, 'Eww Brit! Cover up!' What's happened?

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Quote of the Day - July 8/9, 2006

Believe what you want...I'll still be cooler then you, little brother.
"Isn't it scary how well preppy and emo sometimes intersect?"

- The N Avatar Mall

If you ask me, they're scary all on their own!

PS, If you listen to The Seth and The Mary podcast, then you'll understand the picture above. *Heh, heh* Out of the box emo...
Oh, and sorry A.J. (Not really!)

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Quote of the Day - July 8, 2006

"I think my overacting just got it right into the script that I'd be bipolar one day. It just makes sense why Craig (his character) is so crazy sometimes."

- Jake Epstein

Dear God it's easy to make fun of these people. What will I do when this summer filler ends?

Once again, if you watch Degrassi Tells All, then you'll get the picture above!

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Quote of the Day - July 7, 2006

What? We were just cleaning, that's all!
"The under layers [of Jay]. We're like onions."

- Miriam McDonald

Well Miriam, I think your character, Emma, is more like an oleander plant. She seems to bring an odd mixture of death and pretty flowers to everyone she touches. Or just some nasty disease you got from Jay!

PS, Only fans of Degrassi Tells All will understand the picture above! *hold back laughing*

July 6, 2006

Today is a very special day so I will be taking some time off. No quote for today but I promise a new one will be posted for tomorrow.

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Quote of the Day - July 5, 2006

You don't know Omarosa, do you?

"900 years ago, I walked through a room and got rejected more then any human being possible. Everyone told me I was too ethnic, that I was too old, that I was too young."

- Janice Dickinson

Now, too old I can believe but too young? I'm not too sure...

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Quote of the Day - July 4, 2006

Oops...Maybe that one won't go over so well here...
"Where was he (Rush Limbaugh) staying in the Caribbean? Club Medicated?"

- Robin Williams

Happy 4th everyone! You too Lush -- I mean RUSH!!! Rush, Rush....Woops...

Quote of the Day (Plus Monthly Dose of Crazy!) - July 3, 2006

Sean Preston! Get down from there!
"I never wanted to go through the accountants. I would just simply get it at Neverland...[By] Releasing of the cows on the estate."

- Michael Jackson (On earning money for his business partner, Marc Schaffel)

Yes Jacko, releasing cows is how I always earn 4 million dollars. Now as you release these "cows", please remember to feed your animals stuck in that freaky Steven King like amusement park! Jeez, those things are dying, y'know.

And for God's sake, get some Sun! Didn't you used to be black?

Wow...For once Imus wasn't the crazy slurred drunk on the air. Times have changed. David Gregory is officially YOUR monthly dose of crazy!

Quote of the Day - July 2, 2006

Y'all, like my body?

"Pregnant Britney Spears Poses Naked for Magazine."

- Every Headline in America

Eww!!! Those are the seven words I never wanted to hear! Ugh...Now I can't get that vision out of my head! I'll have nightmares for years. Just like when I saw the movie, The Grudge.