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Quote of the Day - July 1, 2006

I like talking.
"I don't think I took the viewers on the right journey with me, and I want to apologize for that....I was a 40-year-old who, according to urban legend, had a better chance of being kidnapped by a terrorist than getting married. And I was caught in the euphoria. And I think I used, and some would say abused, my celebrity in planning the wedding."

- Star Jones


Huh? Starlet please, I can't take anymore! For the last 9 years, you have chatted away with four other women NON STOP about crap no one cares about. I thought you leaving would finally shut you up but it seems like you have actually managed to talk MORE! Please, stop talking for one minute of your life. And take that hat off! You look like one of those mushrooms from Mario Brothers.

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Who Said It Results - June 30, 2006

What y'all? Don't make me sick my fairies on you. They'll eat you alive.

"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."

- Britney Spears

Y'all, y'all! It was Brit-Butt who said it! Of course Britney. You would never set any bad example for all your fans by doing something stupid like having plastic surgery. That's just not like you, you role model, you.

Poll Results:

Lindsay Lohan, 11 votes, (33%)
Tyra Banks, 5 votes, (15%)
Britney Spears, 9 votes, (27%)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, 8 votes, (24%)

33 Total votes

Well, well, well. Looks like once again I out smarted you! Everyone picked Lindsay but it was none other then Mama Spears who said it. Arnold surprisingly came in at a close third. And Tyra, as usual no one cares. Sorry TyTy-Baby! (And yes she called herself that! Like I'd make that up.)

PS. This was the quote of the day as well...get over it, I'm busy!

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Quote of the Day - June 29, 2006

Barbara's next...
"We gave her time to look for another job...and leave with dignity. But Star made another choice."

- Barbara Walters


What is up with those old ladies on The View? Did someone forget to give them their meds or something? Or maybe they're just cranky because Rosie is coming.

Oh Starlet Marie Jones, I'll miss you! I have never watched a single episode of The View but if I had, I'm sure you would have been my favorite granny. (Not really, I can't stand any of you!)

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Quote of the Day - June 28, 2006

It wasn't me! It was...Um...Janice Dickonson. Yeah that's it! She's crazy, right?


"I was just trying to make an income, that's all."

- Gaby Gibson (Naomi Campbell's Ex-Maid)

Oh my god! That poor woman! Jeez Naomi, did the BlackBerry have to be diamond encrusted? She was only trying to make an income and you (allegedly) smash her in the head with an overgrown cellphone? No wonder Tyra Banks hates you so much. In today's case, Naomi goes in the Hall of Shame! (Which needs to be updated!)

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Quote of the Day - June 27, 2006

I just want to do good hair.
"So I did Cindy's hair and let me tell you, she looked like she was born to be a PussyCat Doll. I mean, it was just like, Bangladesh!"

- Jonathan Antin

Now do you see why I find this jerk so funny? Not only does he cry at the sight of barcodes, throws cellphones in anger, washes his hair in bottled water, randomly bursts into massive rage or tears, claims that he is hair (whatever that means), but also says, Bangin', Baberham Lincoln, and my personal favorite, Bangladesh.

Oh Jon, you're my favorite semi-bipolar hairstylist!

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Quote of the Day - June 26, 2006

Ah! Man twins are creepy!


"Lisa started to lose her voice a little when we were in Australia, but the last thing we wanted to do was cancel. So we just sang through it and hoped it would get better."

- Jess Origlasso (of The Veronicas when asked about their tour cancellation)


Y'know Jess, I think I read that it was good to overwork things when they are starting to give out. Isn't that right Britney?

Oh yeah, y'all! Like, right before my world tour, I like, had a knee problem! So like, I just danced on it and stuff. And then I fell! And cartilage was floatin' itself around so I had to cancel. But it was okay because no one was buying the tickets! Oops...I wasn't supposed to mention that part...


What? I'm not implying anything. I just think it's odd, that's all!

Quote of the Day - June 25, 2006

Uh...It was self defense?

"I might as well take a gun and put it to his head. Get it over with...

- Rihanna (In Unfaithful)

Aw, RiRi, that's so sweet. Singing about cheating on your man then shooting him. Hey, you're okay in my book!

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Quote of the Day - June 24, 2006

Which one is the stripper?

"In the space of 15 minutes we saw a juggler, an acrobat, an amazing 14-year-old singer and a 68-year old male stripper."

- Simon Cowell

Sounds like some bachelor you two! Enjoy your last night of the single life, because that marriage is going to last a long time. After all, you do work together, now you'll be together at home, too. Ah, young love!

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Quote of the Day - June 23, 2006

Eat up!


"...I sneezed out a noodle, like two weeks later."

- Jessica Simpson

Sure ya did Jess. Just like how your sister can cough up strange sounds and sell it as music. What's that called again? Acidresucks disease?

More t.A.T.u. Breaking News!!!!

Come back girls!

"I know they were planning on doin[g] something in the US. Not sure what or where or even when it'll happen, though. They'll get there eventually!"

- Source


They're coming. There's no stopping them. t.A.T.u. will be coming to the US...eventually. I asked a source (friend of the girls) and he said that they will be coming soon! The US NEEDS t.A.T.u. to come back. Please girls, come to the US.

Everyone, check out their new album, Dangerous and Moving. They are the best band ever!

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Quote of the Day - June 22, 2006

Okay, so maybe my MP3 player is always glued to me, but I love music! PS, I have the black one! (which isn't in the pic)


"She opened a passenger side door and dropped her pants. She took her pants off and reached in the car and pulled out a skirt. Then she put the skirt on and pulled off her sweatshirt. She had on a camisole with spaghetti straps with her midriff showing."

- Julie Beasley (Witness of "Me Generation" Teenager)

Apparently this woman is talking about Britney Spears or Nicole Richie. This quote was in a news article about the rude Me Generation teenagers living in a "tech bubble". After reading this article, I asked my closest friend, "Do you think I am one of these average 21st century brats who's life revolves around technology?" Her answer was, "*silence*...Uh...Well, I think you are more polite than the average person..." That sure was reassuring but it did make me feel a little better. Needless to say, I am slightly ashamed of my generation but I am proud to be in the "tech bubble". It's fun! And I am more polite than others. Also, the only piece of hardware that is glued to me 24/7 is my Tamagotchi...and maybe sometimes my MP3 player. I am NOT one of those dorks screaming on cellphones all day long. At least I'm confident about that.

I am a proud Tech Bubblist! ;)

PS, a tech bubblist is someone who lives in the "bubble" of technology.

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Quote of the Day (BEST DAY OF THE YEAR EDITION!!!!) - June 21, 2006

I'm friends with Ethan


"You have rockin' cool hair! I have a sixteen year old son and he could benefit from hair like that."

- Ben Stein (Complementing My Hair)


HA! Read it an weep! Ben Stein once told me in person that I had rockin' cool hair! Which celebrity has told you that your hair was cool? Did I mention he was on Family Guy?

PS. I had blue spiky hair. ;)

One more thing, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
I was not only born on the first day of Summer, but the Harvest Moon, the longest day of the year, the Summer Solstice, and the cusp of Gemini and Cancer.

Oh right, and this is my 50th post! Yay! And no, I'm not turning 50 today. :) Like I'd tell you my real age!


My Birthday Gift
I got the coolest birthday gift, today! It's a mix CD of all my favorite songs that I could never find. There's a ton of songs I hear on streaming radio/musichoice but I could never find them on Itunes or MSN. Here's the list!

Time (The Scumfrog Remix) - Murk
Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
I Want More (Cling On To Me) [Extended Mixes] - Amuka
Glitterball - FC Kahuna
Tu Es Foutu - In-Grid

Their all like 10 minutes long and sooooo cool. I have no clue how they found these songs, either!

MUSIC IS MY LIFE!

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Quote of the Day (Ro Poem Edition!) - June 20, 2006

Go blog yourself!

"mission impossible 3
i loved every minute
handsome movie star
still dreamy

my tommy

i have loved him
4 eva
and always will

some people u feel u know
unspoken connections
a hollywood tale
4 even
a real life movie star

fame is hard
i found
yet back i go

as g od said
fame is the impending glittering disaster

its hard to hold on
flying a kite in a hurricane
takes 2
2b

off 2 dinner
with joy
"

- Rosie "Ro" O'Donnell


What the heck is she talking about? The only word I understood in all of that was disaster. Seriously, "Ro", save the poetic stuff for Britney Spears. I only have enough time to make fun of one of you.

And yes, she posts as Ro.
You think I could make this stuff up? '-'

Monthly Dose of Crazy



Wow! She looks like a drunk ostrich who found it's way in through a window and started squawking on top of the piano. Please note at the end where Connie appears to have died from an OD on crazy. My favorite part is when she tries to get off the piano! *grunt, fall* I think Connie Chung is officially YOUR Monthly Dose of Crazy.

PS. What memories?

RIP
Po and Con
2006-2006

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Quote of the Day - June 19, 2006




"Tom and Katie are so thrilled with Suri that they want to have a second baby right away, and they're hoping to announce the news as early as their planned July 4th weekend wedding."

- Friend of TomKat


Uh...Should you really be having a second child when no one has even seen the first? Just a thought. Here is my list of baby names I picked out for you two:

  • Second Coming Cruise
  • Nonimaginary
  • Yurwilcum
  • HUMAN INFANT ID: 9923401762
  • Kidman

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Quote of the Day - June 18, 2006

Ah yeah, J.lo loves her creepy ol' 19th century huge butt dresses.

"I've had gray hair since I was 19 years old. I just got lazy."

- Jennifer Lopez


Well JenniFUR Lopez, you claim to be in your mid 30's so that would be pretty early for you to have gray hair...But since you have been caught in a nasty "age fabrication" mess, I would guess you are, oh lets see...judging by your robust behind, maybe you were born in the early 1800's when those dresses with the huge butts were in. You know, around 189 years old or so. The time seems about right for you to be turning gray and wrinkly. Don't worry J.low the fur killa, I hear ALL the ghosts in that haunted plantation in the Deep South are wearing those massive-back-lady-lump-dresses you love so much! Just ask the Black Eye Peas or T.A.P.S.

By the way, like the pic I made? It's only about 90% photoshoped. And yes, I extended the rump an inch...or 12. You have to admit, this one is good. Go to Pixel Us Perfect for more photoshop creations!

Pixel Us Perfect

I would like to announce that A Way With Words now has it's very own Photoshop Gallery! It's called Pixel Us Perfect. All of my beautifully fugly photoshop parodies will be posted there. Enjoy and spread the word!

Quote of the Day (Crazy Disney Chicks Edition!) - June 17, 2006

One minute their singing about makeup and jeans; the next they're 70lbs and talking about sex and hating children. Ah, they grow up so fast...


I hate me!


"I'm not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I'm a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all!"

- Lindsay Lohan


Like, I'm not a child anymore, y'know!? I'm a real adult, and like crap and stuff like that. Really, I am! I am a mature adult who like, drinks a lot, and like, hangs out with Kate Moss, and like, likes to party...a lot. And when I say a lot, heh-heh, I mean, A LOT! Let me tell you...*vomits*


Really! Nothing happened between me and that freaky guy from that band no one cares about anymore!

"But [virginity] is definitely something I like about myself. It doesn't mean I haven't thought about sex, because everyone I know has had it and you want to fit in."

- Hillary Duff

Eww! Dufster, no one wants to know. Hillary Duff and sex should never be used in the same sentence. :(

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Quote of the Day - June 16, 2006

Oh, they must be talking about Mark Geragos.


"No one tells me what to feed my kids. I couldn't believe what I read in Monday's paper. They are taking all the good food out of the school...Did you ever taste healthy ice cream? It tastes like crap. They say to eat fruits and vegetables twice a day. My kids eat fruits and vegetables once a week and they're just fine...When I was little, I ate coffee soup for breakfast, which is coffee, bread, milk and sugar. That was a great breakfast and I am just fine! There is nothing wrong with a child eating cookies, coffee, soda or chips unless the doctor says otherwise. The school needs to shut up and try to teach. I think a chubby child is cute. You can pinch their chubby cheeks. When I hug someone, I like some fat to hug, not bones!"

- Jennifer Johns ("Headlines" Victim on Jay Leno)


Hey Jennifer, I put together a to-do list for you.


  • Get a nutritionist and a therapist
  • Ditch your doctor
  • Hire that surviving attorney to help you with your harassment case involving the school.
  • Contact Jenny Craig
  • Give Lindsay Lohan some lessons on eating
  • Check your damn pulse woman! How did all that coffee soup not kill you?

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Quote of the Day - June 15, 2006

This is why I love these girls! Here is a new interview of Elena Katina and Julia Volkova, of the Russian band t.A.T.u. Warning, she does swear once.


"[Question]Do dogs go to heaven or hell?
[Answer]I don't give a (beep)."

- Elena Katina

I have no idea what's going on but I loved every minute of it! For some odd reason they have a bag full of fortune cookie questions and they have to answer each one as an "interview". I'm not sure what's funnier, Julia acting as bored as heck or the fact that they barely understood any of the questions. Also, is it just me or does is it just me or does Lena seem to be in denile when she says they are happy?

Hmm...Apparently they believe that there are people all around us who love and respect each other but are "fake...fakes...FAKES!" and are not actual human beings. All t.A.T.u. is doing is simply suggesting to "change" them...right...

All I know is that I can sleep soudly knowing that Lena has never killed anything larger then a spider. That sure was the question I wanted to know! (what the heck? she's like 5'6 and 100 pounds. Scary!) But by far the most confusing thing was Lena's last question about what she found inside the grass and shrubs. I guess she was searching through some sort of forest in Russia where she found Julia. So thats how they met! Now it all makes sense! Thanks Channel4!


By the way, if you are a fan of t.A.T.u. like me, then you'll get the joke of this picture below! I'm sure at least one person who reads this will be like, "OMG! That's awful!!! But funny..."

He looks pretty happy for an Obezyanka Nol.

If you still don't get it, google search "Obezyanka Nol" and read the English lyrics. And just as a hint, the pic above is a Russian Coca-Cola shirt from Urban Outfitters. Every time I see it, I think of all the poor Obezyanka Nol's. It really is sad if you think about! :(
That song actually made me like t.A.T.u. even more. It's my favorite!

Leave a bunch of comments! I'll post the meaning to the picture if you guys can guess it!


In other t.A.T.u. News, the girls are going to perform at Pennenzakkenrock in Belgium on June 29. For those of you who don’t know what that is, Pennenzakkenrock is the biggest kid’s festival in the country. That’s right, kid’s festival, with those two. I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to see what lawsuits come out of this! :)

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Quote of the Day - June 14, 2006

Sup?

"I can see your lungs."

- Jay Leno

Wow, this guy's got some good pick up lines.
Hey baby, do you have tuberculosis?...Because I can see your lungs. *Wink, wink*

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Quote of the Day - June 13, 2006

You wish you could be this cool. *trips*


"Look! It's Rod Stewart! Oh wait, false alarm. It's just an old woman."

- Yours Truly


I swear it was him...

Quote of the Day - June 12, 2006

Look! It's Camilla the Duchess!

"I did it [too] with my dad. I'd sit on his lap and I drive. We're country."

- Britney Spears


Y'all, we always doin' crap like that. The other day, we strapped Jamie Lynn on top of the jet when flyin' from LA to New York, and she turned out okay. All that happened was some whiplash and bird stuck in her mouth. Nothin' wrong with a little fresh air!

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Check out these sites!!!

In honor of my favorite sites (and because I had nothing else better to do), I decided to dedicate a post to them. If you'd like to get on my blogroll, leave your site as a comment and I'll check it out! Enjoy!

RuneScape help
http://www.freewebs.com/rs2helpeveryday

RuneScape help is the best place to go to find help with the online game, RuneScape. Here you can find a great money making guide. $$$



Blu Oceano Art
http://bluoceano.blogspot.com/
Oh so pretty!
Blu Oceano Art is the best gallery online.
Ocean + sky + pretty landscape = :)
Water Dream and California Coast are my favorite!


FourFour
http://fourfour.typepad.com/
Mmm...Winston flavor!
FourFour is one of the best pop culture blogs ever. If you find Tyra Banks, Janice Dickinson, and manic cats ridiculously hilarious, then you’ve come to the right place!



QuakeFinder
http://www.quakefinder.com/

The latest earthquake prediction technology at it’s best. Satellites and land based stations moniter the electromagnetic waves of the Earth, which largely fluctuate before major seismic events. If you live in earthquake country, I strongly recommend this site.



TamaTalk
http://www.tamatalk.com/


Tama Talk is a forum site dedicated to the virtual pets, Tamagotchi. Some of you (I won’t mention who) might think tamas are lame but my theory is you just secretly love them! ;)
Anyway, if you love tamas, this site is for you.

And no, I’m not telling you my username. ^.^



The N
http://www.the-n.com/
Spencer: I'm a good girl who's always shy and sweet. Ashley: I'm the gay chick who likes scaring people. Aiden: Why do I always look so confused?

The N is my favorite channel (It’s about the only one I watch). It’s the "teen" version of Nickelodeon. Here’s the line up (with my commentary):

Summerland - Hate to admit it but I love everything about this show (Except Jesse MCrappy).
Clueless – Boring.
Daria – Seen pretty much every episode.
Degrassi: The Next Generation – Good but, getting kind of old.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air – Heck no.
Instant Star – Yeah...No.
Moesha – Even I admit it, it’s funny on occasions…sometimes…
My So-Called Life – Oh hell no!
O'Grady – HILARIOUS!
Radio Free Roscoe – Saw it for the first time ever last night, hated it.
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch – Never.
South of Nowhere - OC mix with Degrassi, with a dash of non-sucky-ness.
Whistler – Looks awesome, and I am hoping it is.
Beyond the Break – Bad acting, boring story. Birdie is the only reason I watch! :D

As you can see, South of Nowhere, Summerland, O’Grady, sometimes Degrassi, and possibly Whistler are the best. Anyway, on the site, you can watch FULL EPISODES of any show at anytime you want. Definitely worth checking out.



Worth1000
http://www.worth1000.com/

Worth1000 is a Photoshop Gallery of madness! It has everything from "Plastics Make It Possible" adds featuring Cher, to images of modern day metropolises in ruins. Do you think when they created photoshop, they thought people would only use it for good? If they did, that’s just about as bad as Paris Hilton being the new spokeswoman for Sony Handycam (which is in there too!). So if you would like to see what Angelina Jolie would look like fat or if Cinnasnails ruled the world, Worth1000 is for you!



Kaskade
http://www.kaskademusic.com/

Kaskade seriously rocks. He is one of the best DJ's around. His site has a ton of free mp3 downloads, streaming tracks, pictures, ect. Oh yeah, and a PussyCat Doll's remix. What more could you want?

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Quote of the Day - June 11, 2006

Act coy and boys will fall for it!

"Think happy thoughts…and boys will buy you diamonds!"

- Hello Kitty

That's the spirit HK! Teach all the little girls of America and Japan that if they think happy thoughts, they'll get a suga-daddy! None of that hard work crap. She knows the score! You sly kitty, you.

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Quote of the Day - June 10, 2006

F*** you all! Bloody jerks...


"We (Britain) have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likeable."

- Simon Cowell

*Gasp*
That is not a very good thing to say...Just stick to tearing down Kelly Clarkson wannabes on that show I never watch. You know, American Mediocre-Karaoke-Idol. Uh, oh! I shouldn't mention the boringness of that show...FOX knows!

Introducing Pudenda Shenanigans

I hate Karma.
At first I thought there was something funny about this Ann Coulter. I mean here’s a woman who claims to hate feminists, but is in her 40’s, single, no kids, is very opinionated and outspoken and concentrates on her career. Ann Coulter is the biggest example of a feminist I ever saw. Then I noticed that in just the right light you could see that adam’s apple and that’s when I recognized our little Pudenda Shenanigans, the hottest drag queen this side of Fire Island.

- Former Co-Worker of Jeremy Levinsohn (Ann Coulter)


I don't think anyone expected this but I know that no one is truly surprised. Allegedly, Ms. Sunshine herself, Ann Coulter, used to be a drag queen in Florida before becoming a living she-devil in the political world. She used to be named Jeremy Levinsohn, and used to go by the name of Pudenda Shenanigans while working as a female impersonator in the gay district of Key West. Then sometime between the 1980’s and now, HE had a sex change and became none other then the ultimate evil, Ann Coulter. Of course this is still just a rumor and might not be true, but I think we all know, its not much of a stretch.

*Heh, heh.*

Talk about ironic! Who would have thought the biggest homophobe woman in the world was actually a transgender female!

Source

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Mona!!!

Mona (2006-2006)

No! It can't be!!! This has nothing to do with stupid quotes but I have to post this! First, I promised I would not get into the WB teen drama, Summerland, when The N started playing the re-runs these past few months. Then, I promised I wouldn't like any of the characters. Then I promised I wouldn't like Carmen Electra's character Mona. Now look what has happened!!! Mona became my favorite character. Carmen played the crazy rocker biker chick who literally knocked down walls of her restaurant with a hammer to forget about her ex-husband. I hate to admit it but it was funny! Then...*sniff sniff*, Summerland starts out a new season with Aunt Ava (Lori Loughlin) drinking lattes in Italy with her "sassy" business partner when she receives a phone call from her other “sassy” business partner back home in Playa Linda, CA, saying there's been a car accident. Of course she doesn’t say who was in the car. Then after a stupid long scene of all the characters getting a phone call, there’s sad montage of everyone at a funeral. At first, I thought “Who’s dead already? Is it Erika? I don’t see Erika anywhere…It better be Erika…Damn, there's Erika.” Then I saw it…Mona’s headshot on top of a coffin.

Shame on you WB! And shame on you The N for always getting me addicted on these stupid shows! SHAME!!!

Mona, we'll miss you...and your leather miniskirts.

Quote of the Day - June 9, 2006

This goose gets fuglier in every picture.


"I'm gay...gay as a goose."

- Jared Leto

Gay as a goose? What? That is so, pardon the pun, gay. All I know is that geese everywhere are offended. Oh, and one more thing. Who the heck is Jared Leto?! Is he the one in Harry Potter? No... The chick in Aeon Flux? No... Father Lonigan from Passions? No... Wait, I know! He’s one that Lindsay Lohan's dating! Huh? Wait, their not dating anymore? Ugh! Who cares about this crap?

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Quote of the Day (Politically Incorrect Edition!) - June 8, 2006

sO sExY! *vomits*


"These broads (9/11 widows) are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities...I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much...How do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies?"

- Ann Coulter


"[Liberals] want to take more of our money, kill babies and discriminate on the basis of race."

- Ann Coulter


"Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do."

- Ann Coulter


"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."

- Ann Coulter

It's official, the author of Godless: The Church of Liberalism, Ann Coulter, has no heart. This is the woman who also said all Liberal women were ugly. She has to be one of the most aggravating and evil human beings I have ever seen. Every time I hear this woman speak, she disgusts me even more. I honestly think she’s the only person that makes my blood boil at the mere sight of her, let alone her man-like voice.

Oh and just to let you know Ann, I'm liberal incase you couldn’t tell. And I’m not bad looking either! Also, Liberalism isn’t a religion. It’s just having tolerance for minorities and respect for the environment and peace. But wait, is that too malicious for you?


FEMA-Condi Photoshop Bonus!


You know, there’s a lot of talk lately about FEMA. What is their plan for this year’s hurricane season? Are they prepared for another disaster? Are they to blame for Katrina? Should we scuttle FEMA all together? Well all this talk has led to many worries inside FEMA headquarters. Now they’re aiming towards the youth of the nation to gain any kind of fan base.

Why do I find Condi so funny?

By the way, I’m joking. Making fun of these kinds of things is the only way to forget that the planet is falling apart or about the war in Iraq. Isn’t that right Jennifer Aniston?


Jennifer Aniston's a Jerk Bonus!


Question: How about the war in Iraq or global warming?

"No, I'm not interested in any of that. I like to just focus on me and my tabloid career….I’m not saving the world."

- Jennifer Aniston

Yay! Another reason for me to dislike Jen! I learn a new way everyday! Thanks for not caring.

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Quote of the Day - June 7, 2006

I need a shower.


"...what is that part of my body that I haven't moved yet?...The chest. BINGO!"

- Shakira


So that's where Shakira comes up with this stuff. 'Bout time she told us. I've always wondered how she decided to dance in a tar pit, magically move her boobs, then crawl on the floor like deranged caterpillar, all while making some sort of salsa dish in a studio apartment with Alejandro Sanz. Oh yeah, and think she was singing, too!

Quote of the Day (Plus J.lo Puff Bonus!) - June 6, 2006

Why if it isn't Jennifer Garner...Just the one I was looking for.

"There are certain people that are marked for death. I have my little list of those that treated me unfairly."

- Jennifer Lopez


Well, I don't think anyone is surprised to learn that J.lo the fur killa has a list of people who treated her "unfairly". Because that is totally something that a sane person like J.lo would do. Hmm...I guess this means I'm getting on that list now...SAVE ME!


J.lo Puff Bonus!


My best friend and I have this inside joke that Jennifer Lopez looks like Jiggly Puff from Pokémon. Now I might have slightly altered this photo but tell me you don't see the resemblance!

J.lo Puff

If I do say so myself, this is my best work with photoshop.

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Quote of the Day - June 5, 2006

Look! It's Jone Rivers and Patrick Stewart!


"Talk to the hand."

- Anderson Cooper

That's right, the 100% heterosexual CNN anchorman Anderson Cooper once said "Talk to the Hand". Then he said, 'Oh snap, girlfriend! Ya wanna have a slumber party, tell stories, and watch My Sweet Sixteen, and Tiara Girls?' Just kidding, he never said all that.

I have to say that or I'll be sued!

I hate being mean, but....Come on! He walk straight into it!

Mika Nakashima Interview

I found this PopJapan interview of the Japanese pop star, Mika Nakashima today. I hate to use her on my site because she's one of my favorite artists, but honestly, how can you keep a straight face while watching this?


Okay, first of all, it looks like some stalker is sitting in the bushes with a video camera while Mika's eating lunch at a cafe waiting for her boyfriend or something. Its like she doesn't really understand what's going on or who's asking her these questions but she's going along with it anyway. Throughout the whole thing, I'm waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come running out screaming 'punk'd'! But instead I got Mika forcefully saying 'popjapan tv' as if that creepy high pitched announcer has a gun to her back. And apparently Mika liked the sound of nurses so she dreamt of one, or something like that. The snake line was the best though. When she said, ‘a snake…’ and the girl asked why, I thought she was going to say, ‘So I can eat you!’ At least, that’s what it looked like. I love all these weird interviews You Tube has. Don’t worry, more to come!

Quote of the Day - June 4, 2006

Oh, snap girl! For the last time, I am not Star Jones!

"...this world is full of man-candy, lolly-dudes, suga-homies, hook it up!"

- Raven-Symone (as Raven Baxter)

Okay, I admit it...I have watched a full episode of That's So Raven...several times. Its only at midnight on Saturdays when I'm waiting for some South of Nowhere re-runs or Family Guy. Jeez!...like you've never watched it.

I can't believe I know her catch phrase...ugh...

Quote of the Day - June 2, 2006

Say no to prenupts, kids!

"It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world and now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit."

- Kevin Federline

Oh yeah, Kevin Federline won't allow his kids to be freeloaders. That would just be against all of his values. Because we all know he has worked so hard to get his fame and fortune.

And all props go to me for the image! :) (I can’t believe I just used the word ‘props’…)

Quote of the Day - June 3, 2006

I'm not sure if she's gettin' crunk up in the club or freeing herself...eww...


"Honestly guys, isn't a poop so freeing?"

- Oprah Winfrey


I just had an epiphany! Oprah's an idiot!

Quote of the Month - June 2006



"I just said to that new sugababes' older sister, 'Are you the mum?' Why did I say that? I didn't think she looked like the mum, I just knew she looked older. "

- Mystery Sugababe

Oh! Ouch...Talk about embarrassing! That poor girl thought the new Sugababes' older sister was her mom. That seems like one of those moments when you feel like you're two inches high. Just like the time I asked Jennifer Aniston if she had seen Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Although, its understandable, a few times people have thought my brother and sister were my parents. I still feel bad for both the Sugababe girl and the sister. Just watching it, you could feel the awkwardness...*hold back laughing*

Anyone know who this girl is?

Sorry Sugababes, I'm not making fun of you. I just thought it was funny!

This is the quote of the day too, by the way.