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Who Said It Results - May 31, 2006

I'm British!

"Perhaps I'm a gay man, trapped in a woman's body."

- Non other then the Detroit born "British" pop idol Madonna.

Well, I believe the man part...
Perhaps I'm an idiot, trapped in an old woman's body.

Poll Results:

Condoleezza Rice, 1 vote, (5%) - Who voted for Condi? lol
Madonna, 6 votes, (33%)
Lindsay Lohan, 2 vote, (11%)
Tom Cruise, 9 votes, (50%)

18 Total votes

Huh...I thought Madge would be pretty predictable. Well you picked it. As Ryan Seacrest once said, Tom is a little fem at times. I hope everyone knows I put Tom Cruise on there as a joke! Haha! I thought for sure it would be tied between Madonna and Lindsay.

PS. This was the quote of the day as well...get over it, I'm busy!

Quote of the Day - May 30, 2006

Mmm! Don't we all?

"The bitch is back!"

- Billy Bush

And yes, Billy really was talking about Elton John when he said that. I never watch his show, and the few rare times I have, he says something stupider-er-er then the last. You never cease to amaze me Billy.
Keep up the good work!

American Idol vs. Read Or Die: the TV

A few days ago I showcased this odd picture of Paula Abdul and said it resembled Yomiko Readman of the Read Or Die: The TV, anime series.

Yomiko Abdul
I rest my case.

Seriously though, ROD is the best show I've ever seen. Just imagine this, Yomiko (left) has been avoiding this crazy green haired girl, Nenene (right) for a few years. Then while carrying a load of books in her hide out, Yomiko sees non other then Nenene standing in front of her.

Nancy! I found some fascinating books- Oh crap...
Yomiko says "Nancy! (her friend) I found some fascinating books-..." She stops dead in her tracks when she sees her and then after a hilarious 10 minute scene of these two pictures (no sound or movement) Yomiko slowly puts the books down and runs like hell. And that my friend, is where I got the Paula like run-stand-camel-thing above. I love anime!

And yes I know the pics are horrible quality but I took them myself.

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Quote of the Day (Plus Mount. Everest Bonus!) - May 29, 2006


Quote of The Day:

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

- President George W. Bush

Damn those fish! Trying to steal our freedom!

Mount. Everest Bonus

WTF, guys?

"I imagine you are very surprised to see me here."

- Lincoln Hall

That is what Lincoln Hall said after his team left him for dead on Mount. Everest. I can't speak for him, but if I ran into those people again, I would have a lot more to say then that! Get well soon, Lincoln!

Quote of the Day - May 28, 2006

I wasn't talking about you, Tyra!

"When I sit next to her, all I smell is bitch."

- Joanie Dodds

Jeez, they throw that word around on that show like pies at an Anne Coulter conference. They should just call it, America's Next Top BiOtch.

PS, nice look Dodds!

Quote of the Day - May 27, 2006

Y'all, where's my starbucks?

"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra."

- Britney Spears

Thank god she heard that song before wearing that...Now what song will you make you remember to wear anything but a thong? I now know to never sit in that seat. EVER!

Quote of the Day - May 26, 2006

Woo! Touchdown!!! WOOO!!!

"Good luck with your wish bone, you'll still need a backbone! Ah!...Wow, lots of bling. I go, Right on! Bling's good. Bling is very good. Very, very good...and the more you stack it..."

- Paula Abdul

Aw! She's so cute when she's wasted!
Also, how is she standing like that? She looks like Yomiko Readman.

Quote of the Day (Plus Carol! Bonus) - May 25, 2006

Girl, that's not asprin!

"Needless to say, I know the Czech word for laxative now."

- Julia Stiles

Yum! Who wants brownies?

Bonus Quote!


"Ok, yeah uuuummm. Let's see what you can get me. Something simple... How about a Dannon Frusion smoothie with a shot of rumplemintz up in there...BY SHOT I MEAN THE WHOLE BOTTLE!!"

- Carol!

Carol! is the best skit ever done on SNL (Besides the two a-holes skit)! Does anyone else think it's as funny as I do? Please leave comments! Anyone have video?

Here's the jingle:

"And then there's Carol!
And then there's Carol!
"Who? Me?"
Sassy, slutty, sexy, skanky. Right on, Carol!"


Oprah has a friend!

Really, I was born. Placenta and all!

"I love kids. I was a kid myself, once."

- Tom Cruise

(I had my suspicions...)

Quote of the Day - May 24, 2006


"My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato..."

- Oprah Winfrey

My idea of hell is a non-stop Oprah marathon.

Brooke has a friend!

Who goes there?

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."

- Barbara Boxer

That makes me remember the time my aunt got a divorce. Her marriage was never the same. Sad.

Quote of the Month - May 2006

Do you smell something?

"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

- Brooke Shields

Man, that chick who's married to the Arnold Schwarzenegger says some crazy things...Wait a minute, isn't her name Mary? Or is it Mariah? Maria? Close enough.

Quote of the Day - May 23, 2006

I'm not drunk, I just have somethin' in my eye...

"I don't (beep)in' belong here! Why don't you just put a gun to my head and shoot me! You've already taken my freedom! You might as well take my life too!"

- Michelle Rodriguez

Don't worry Michelle, you still have Lost...oh right...ouch! My bad...

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Quote of the Day - May 22, 2006

I really am a celebrity y'know.

"Head rush...head rush...head rush...head rush..."

- Tawny Kitaen

Sadly, I really don't make this stuff up. :(

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Quote of the Day - May 21, 2006

Nas ne dagonyat!
"She looks like she's worn out more men in her life than we have vodka bottles."

- Elena Katina (Left)

Remember, Lena's the "good girl" of the teen lesbians dancing in their underwear, while drinking and making up false stories about being expelled because of sexually assaulting their classmates in a Russian choir when they really were just swearing, smoking, and drinking. You know, the good one!

Quote of the Day - May 20, 2006

Y'all! I only tripped cuz my pants were too long for my high heels and I was caring a drink while talking on my cell!

"This is why I need a gun."

- Britney Spears

Look out! Brit's got a gun! Oh wait, its just a big gulp.

Quote of the Day - May 19, 2006


"I've spent a lot of time on toilets."

- Doug Hall

Walked straight into that one, Hall! ;)

Quote of the Day - May 18, 2006

Yeah, Baby! Yeah!

"...as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"

- Austin Powers

Welcome to a way with words! For all those things you wish you could take back. That means you Bill O'Reilly!