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Quote of the Day - November 12, 2006

WTF?
"Is a burrito a sandwich? Judge says no."

- Yahoo! News

Is Yahoo! making crap up to hide the fact that they suck at news? Pelosi says yes.

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JTS Studios

JTS Studios
Are you sick of crazy old Tom Cruise pretending he has my name in yet another Mission Impossible? Are you to afraid to admit Big Mamma's House 2 was scarier then Dark Water? Well, your in luck! JTS Studios has now uploaded all of their movies to youtube! These are some seriously awesome short films. You can watch them here at YouTube or you can find out more information at JTS Studios

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Quote of the Month - October 2006

BAH! I'm a punk! Don't diss my black tutu or my nail polish!

"Married life f***ing rocks!"

- Avril Lavigne

Good for you April Vineyard [That's her name, get over it]. While you're at it, try to refrain from spitting in the paparazzi's face...again.

PS. Sorry to crush your dreams but I made that picture. Avril doesn't have her own reality show...yet. [maybe on CTV]

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I give you, the Monajlo Song


Okay, I know I'm weird but I guarantee you'll laugh. Well, only if you've ever heard the song London Bridges by Fergie. Anyway, my best friend and I wrote a song one night and it goes a little something like this... [Please remember, we laugh all the time about J.lo getting in trouble with PETA, the rest is a few random inside jokes we have. For example, we have a joke about J.lo liking moose meat. Don't ask. Enjoy!]

[Intro]
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
They ain't ready fo this.
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
AHWOOOOO!
It's me, J.lo.
The Ho!
Girl!
Jlo, jay,
what's up fatty?
AHWOOOO!

[Verse 1]
When I come to the castle, run and hide. (Ah yeah)
Get the treats, don't be handin' me a swine. (Ah yeah)
DUI cuz you know I've had a pint. (Ah yeah)
I'm Jlo Puff, I'll give treacherous times.
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
All my cats get down on a crow. (Ah yeah)
Beak to beak, eat 'em up real slow. (Ah yeah)
I'm such a lady, but you know I'm really J.lo. (Ah yeah)
Cuz you know I ain't got any dough.
So here we go!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,

[Bridge]
Freaks start screaming and my ears start bleedin'
Everybody start soundin' real bad.

The dead moose got your girl feelin' spruce. (Ah yeah)
Now I'm wishin that I had some turtle shoes. (Ah yeah)
I've got a coat made out of sixty-five shrews. (Ah yeah)
PETA always puttin' my ass in the news.
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)

And I'm all like, get off of my case. (Ah yeah)
So what if I wiped out a whole race? (Ah yeah)
Your tail makes me wanna have a taste. (Ah yeah)
You got that?
I got a mace!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,


[Bridge 2}
Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, J.lo, Woo, Woo, Woo-Woo.
Me like a fatty, hide the food when I'm around.
Fergie the Duchess of Pork, man, she's really round.
Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, J.lo, Woo, Woo, Woo-Woo.
Me like a fatty, hide the food when I'm around.
Fergie the Duchess of Pork, man, she's really round.


[Verse 2]
When I come to the castle, run and hide. (Ah yeah)
Get the treats, don't be handin' me a swine. (Ah yeah)
DUI cuz you know I've had a pint. (Ah yeah)
I'm Jlo Puff, I'll give trecherous times.
Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
All my cats get down on a crow. (Ah yeah)
Beak to beak, eat 'em up real slow. (Ah yeah)
I'm such a lady, but you know I'm really J.lo. (Ah yeah)
Cuz you know I ain't got any dough.
So here we go!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,
How come everytime you come around,
I wanna smash you down into the ground.
Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like,
Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,

Screw You, Veggies!
j.lo was kissin skunks!

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Quote of the Month - September 2006

Dee dee dee!
"Like I really, I don't remember. I'm not, like, that smart. I forget stuff all the time."

- Paris Hilton

Paris, stupid? No Wai! (I can't believe I just used that phrase) Like, I always thought she was really smart like, y'know? Like, that Steven Einstein Hawking guy or whatever. You know, like that robot dude.

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Quote of the Day - September 2/3, 2006

I'm so bloody wasted right now, I looked in the mirror and thought it was Cher.
"My problem is that by the time I understood a little bit about life, I was well on the way to f**king burnout."

- Ozzy Osbourne

My problem is that by the time I understood what the heck you were saying, I had already turned on Being Bobby Brown.


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"When I heard "She Loves You," my world went up like a shooting star. It was a divine experience. The planets changed. I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister."

- Ozzy Osbourne

Wait...What?


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"Dogs smoke in France."

- Ozzy Osbourne

Sure they do.


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"I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober."

- Ozzy Osbourne

I highly doubt that.

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Awesome Quote of the Month - August 2006

Put a sock in it Jess.

"Jessica Simpson Is Ordered on Vocal Rest"

- ABC News

Oh thank the good Lord! Now if only I could get her sister and Paris Hilton to catch that same virus, my plan will be a success!

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The Many Words of Lady Sovereign

'Ello there ol' champ. Whould you fancy some tea?
And now for the many words of Lady Sovereign...

"So I can't dance and I really can't sing, yeah I can only do one thing and that's be Lady Sovereign."

- Lady Sovereign
(That's for sure.)


"I'm fat, I need a diet"

- Lady Sovereign


"If you love me then thank you. If you hate me then %&$@ you."

- Lady Sovereign
(What do you think of me if I just don't give a crap?)


"J-Lo's got a batty, well you can't see mine cus I wear my trousers baggy."

- Lady Sovereign


Ah, England's finest! Sort of like a mix between a wannabe Missy Elliott combined with Pink, and a pack of cigarettes. Oh yeah, and all wrapped up in an Adidas hoodie.

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Quote of the Day - August 19/20, 2006

Xena? Come on!

"A planet is a celestial body that has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and is in orbit around a star, and is neither a star nor a satellite of a planet."

- International Astronomers Union (IAU)


Where does that leave Star Jones?

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Degrassi Quote of the Day - August 16, 2006

Hun, I'm always right.


"Did you just skank-ify my friend?"

- Paige Michalchuk [Played by Lauren Collins]

*Snap* Oh no she didn't! Seriously, this show never gets old. Come on season six!

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Sick of Crap Music?

Are you sick of Nelly Furtado acting like a lost and confused member of the Pussycat Dolls, and Nick Lachey crying his eyes out in a pathetic and mediocre attempt to be melancholy? Well, have no fear, A Way With Word's is here! Hmm, that sounded disturbing. Anyway, here's my list of the best songs out there. Seriously, go out and listen to these songs. THEY ROCK! And you've probably never heard [most] of them before.

Awesome Album
Awesome Artist

Alone, Not Alone
by Montag

iiO


[Song Title] - [Artist]

Help Me - Timo Maas and Kelis
Shiny Disco Balls - Who Da Funk
Black Eyes - Snowden
Come Around - Snowden
Stop Your Bleeding - Snowden
Anti-Anti [Montag Remix] - Snowden
Time [Scumfrog Remix] - Murk
Devil Inside [Scumfrog Remix] - Utada Hikaru
Hole In The Head [Remix] - Sugababes
Heartbeat [Alan Braxe Remix] - Annie
Always Too Late (Y£$ Mix) - Annie
Anniemal - Annie
Greatest Hit - Annie
Stand [The Scumfrog Re-Hash] - Jewel
Ordinary Day - The DirtMitts
Strange - The DirtMitts
Avalon [Jacques Lu Cont Versus Remix] - Juliet
Kumo No Ito - Mika Nakashima
Hi No Tori - Mika Nakashima
glamorous sky - Mika Nakashima feat. Nana
Blind - Lifehouse
Into The Sun - Lifehouse
Fall Down - Pilate
Alright - Pilate
Brother - The Organ
Lose Control [Scumfrog Remix] - Missy Elliott
Time [Stonebridge Remix] - Therese feat. Stonebridge
Here I am [Kaskade Remix] - Kaskade
Everything [Kaskade's Big Room Remix] - Kaskade
Redemption - Conjure One
Extraordinary Way - Conjure One
Serpant Rouge - Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness OST (Yes, I like this song. So sue me!)
Teardrop - Massive Attack
Still Not Sorry [Mr. Sam's Vocal Mix] - Mynt
Raindrops - Stunt
Discoteka - Starkillers
Faster Kill Pussycat - Paul Oakenfold feat. Brittany Murphy
To The Music - COLDER
Xristophan (Fair & Masiello Mix) - Luke Fair
More Lemonade - Bucci Bag (Andrea Doria)
Is It Love - iiO
Chastity - iiO
Kiss You - iiO
Perfect Vision - Montag
Grand Luxe - Montag
Obezyanka Nol - t.A.T.u.
Perfect Enemy - t.A.T.u.
Dangerous and Moving - t.A.T.u.
Breathe (Dex Dubious Radio Edit) - Clare Quilty
The Loves We Lost [Vocal Mix] - Tiesto feat. Allure
Breda 8 PM [DJ Montana Edit] - Tiesto
Heroes - Tiesto
UR - Tiesto feat. Aqualung
Nyana - Tiesto
Just Be - Tiesto
A Tear in The Open - Tiesto
Sweet Misery - Tiesto
Walking on Clouds - Tiesto
If You're Gonna Jump... (Paul Oakenfold remix) - Natasha Bedingfield
World Looking In - Morcheeba

Quote of the Day - August 15, 2006

Yeeps! A bug!

"You think you're better than me? Go home. Let me do my community service."

- Boy George

Yes, Terry O'Quinn, sir!

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Live comments are back!

The comments are back! Now instead of them being verified, you just have to enter the words in the image when posting. Now those stupid robots can't spam me any more and the comments can still be posted instantly. Sorry for that week of boringness. Oh well, everything's back now. And another point for me!

Here's our current score board.
EthanSpamming BotsTomkatTawny KitaenLindsay LohanCondi
85
1
-546
2
-68
4


Damn! Tawny and Condi are catching up.

Quote of the Day - August 14, 2006

How's a girl supposed to breathe with diamond braces?

"I'm just trying to live but your all up in my grill. How's a girl to breathe with all the media starring down my mouth with a four inch lenz? I just wanna hit the mall with some of my friends."

- Brooke Hogan

Trust me Brooke, no one's all up in that. Let's just hope Pimps R Us doesn't have a very strict return policy on Grillz.

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Jeez that's freaky!

Wanna be scared out of your pants? Come on, you know you want to.



No Joan! Don't go in the house! Listen to Buffy! Don't you remember what happened to Chiharu and Hitomi? That evil blue-black wig will eat you alive!

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Quote of the Day - August 12/13, 2006

Hey, where's Iraqistan, again?


"I'm not afraid of going [to Iraq]. My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to LA, and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."

- Lindsay Lohan


Oh dear Lord...Lindsay Lohan owning any type of weapon should be illegal. "Whoops! My bad! I thought the safety thingy was on!"


Bonus Quote!
"It's so amazing seeing one woman [Marilyn Monroe] just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."

- Lindsay Lohan

Good for you Lindsay! I'm so glad to see you have such wonderful goals.

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Britney Spears: "I'm ugly..." "Huh?" "BURP" "Huh?" "Time-Time travel, speed..."

As usual, Britney Spears has been caught on camera (by K-Fed) high or drunk or...just Britney. And of course it was leaked on to the internet. Oops! How on "accident". Anyway, before watching this, please remove all small children and the weak hearted from the room. Oh, and we now of hardcore proof that humans can time travel.



Yeah...She's definitely this month's dose of crazy...
HUH? Y'all, there sure are a lot of purtty lights in this them hotel room. YUM! I just love fish and chips. It taste great with whatever I'm smokin'! Hey Kevin, is it possible to time...travel, through speed? Y'know? Like in that movie with McFly and that guy from the Count Chocula box? HUH?

STOP LOOKIN' THROUGH THE PEEP HOLE!!!!!!

Quote of the Day - August 9, 2006

I'm evil.
"She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. Now, again, there you go. So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at 2 in the morning."

- Bill O'Reilly

Yeah, he really said that about an 18 year old girl who was murdered in New York City. Isn't he a sweet heart?

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Quote of the Day - August 7, 2006

Hollawack Girl

"I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho. Because you know what, I don't give a f***"

- The Ever So Classy Fergie "Ferg"

Wow! Kirsty Ally sure did lose a lot of weight.

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Sad News...

I'm afraid I've been spammed. Someone has been leaving advertisement on my comments. From now on, all comments will have to be approved before they are posted. Sorry everyone (especially Blu and Gemma). Well, you know who to blame.

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Who Said It Results - July 31, 2006

I heart Oprah...and nachos
"I was overweight because I used to come home and eat a cookie sheet pan of nachos and watch Oprah..."

- Non other then good old manorexic Ryan Seacrest.

That's an image I'd like to forget.


Poll Results:

George W. Bush, 11 votes, (42%)
Oprah Winfrey, 4 votes, (15%)
Tom Cruise, 1 vote, (3%)
Ryan Seacrest, 10 votes, (38%)

26 Total votes


Once again, I outsmarted all of you. It was close though! Obviously Keith Olbermann came on here and voted a once or twice...or eleven.

PS. This was the quote of the day as well...get over it, I'm busy!

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Quote of the Day - July 27, 2006

I demand you let me, Michelle Rodriguez, George Michael, President Bush, and Lindsay Lohan fly this plane ourselves!
"Mr. Hasselhoff became ill at Heathrow airport yesterday and requested to be put on a later flight."

- Publicist Judy Katz

I heard the Hoff came down with a terrible case of smashed-itis.

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Quote of the Day - July 22/23, 2006

CAMERON: God, baby, you're such a good role model.  JUSTIN: Shut up, woman. I'm plastered.
"I'm just like everyone else, I get completely plastered, I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught places with my pants down; it's just I make sure there are no cameras around."

- Justin Timberlake

You know, I think I read an article once that said cameras are what make people stupid, not drugs. Although in your case Justin, I'd say you don't even have any brain cells to kill, so knock yourself out.

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Quote of the Day - July 21, 2006

Damn, I'm hot.
"Just because you can wear silver angel wings, tinfoil, and feathers in America, doesn't mean you should."

- Your's truly


Regis, hold my Fethzars.

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Quote of the Month - July 2006

WHERE IS THE STRUDEL? I WANT BROWN FLAVORED! BROWN!!!!
"Hope yo're all good. Sorry for beeing lame on the news section, but not to much news lately, as Annie is busy in studio - working on new music for a new album! Some demos are ready and she spend most of the summer in studio recording the new songs. Stay tune, and you will learn more later ;)"

- DJ Annie Official News


i Got real good grahmer like champee-on! I like a hughman spelcheker. If only I rote songz az good az my noos than I'd bee biggEr den Kylie! Moov over Britney, IT'S ANNIMAL TIME! ANNIEMAL!!!!!! I'M ANNIE-MAULIN' YOU!

PS, Yes, that pic is photoshoped. But you have to admit, they're similar! And yes, I know I spelled Anniemal wrong. That was the joke because she's crazy like Iris from O'Grady. Jeez, do I have to explain everything to you?

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Quote of the Day - July 19, 2006

Now with extra idiot!
"How can you not tell the difference from a rat and a bandana?"

- Marcellas Reynolds (Big Brother All Stars House-Guest)


I did the same thing with a ferret and a napkin once...

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Quote of the Day (Rachel Ray Edition!) - July 12, 2006

Who wants some go-to rumplemintz?
And now I present to you, the many words of TV chef, Rachel Ray.

"I could bathe in that [wine], I really could!"

- Rachel Ray



"Yumo!"

- Rachel Ray



"Delish!"

- Rachel Ray



"Groovy!"

- Rachel Ray


And my personal favorite:

"Mm-mm-mm! Holy Cat!"

- Rachel Ray



Oh Rachel, did you cook cat, again? You are such a character!
(And no, she did not actually cook cat. I'm kidding.)

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Quote of the Day - July 11, 2006

Like my body?
"My family, we walked around the house naked. By the time I was 13, my dad was like, 'Uh, Britney, it's time to start covering yourself up'..."

- Britney Spears


What is wrong with this woman? Back in 1999, everyone wanted undress her but she was too classy to ever get naked. Now, we can't keep clothes on her! Everyone's like, 'Eww Brit! Cover up!' What's happened?

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Quote of the Day - July 8/9, 2006

Believe what you want...I'll still be cooler then you, little brother.
"Isn't it scary how well preppy and emo sometimes intersect?"

- The N Avatar Mall


If you ask me, they're scary all on their own!

PS, If you listen to The Seth and The Mary podcast, then you'll understand the picture above. *Heh, heh* Out of the box emo...
Oh, and sorry A.J. (Not really!)

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Quote of the Day - July 8, 2006

Dirty!!!!
"I think my overacting just got it right into the script that I'd be bipolar one day. It just makes sense why Craig (his character) is so crazy sometimes."

- Jake Epstein


Dear God it's easy to make fun of these people. What will I do when this summer filler ends?

Once again, if you watch Degrassi Tells All, then you'll get the picture above!

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Quote of the Day - July 7, 2006

What? We were just cleaning, that's all!
"The under layers [of Jay]. We're like onions."

- Miriam McDonald


Well Miriam, I think your character, Emma, is more like an oleander plant. She seems to bring an odd mixture of death and pretty flowers to everyone she touches. Or just some nasty disease you got from Jay!


PS, Only fans of Degrassi Tells All will understand the picture above! *hold back laughing*

July 6, 2006

Today is a very special day so I will be taking some time off. No quote for today but I promise a new one will be posted for tomorrow.

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Quote of the Day - July 5, 2006

You don't know Omarosa, do you?

"900 years ago, I walked through a room and got rejected more then any human being possible. Everyone told me I was too ethnic, that I was too old, that I was too young."

- Janice Dickinson


Now, too old I can believe but too young? I'm not too sure...

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Quote of the Day - July 4, 2006

Oops...Maybe that one won't go over so well here...
"Where was he (Rush Limbaugh) staying in the Caribbean? Club Medicated?"

- Robin Williams


Happy 4th everyone! You too Lush -- I mean RUSH!!! Rush, Rush....Woops...

Quote of the Day (Plus Monthly Dose of Crazy!) - July 3, 2006

Sean Preston! Get down from there!
"I never wanted to go through the accountants. I would just simply get it at Neverland...[By] Releasing of the cows on the estate."

- Michael Jackson (On earning money for his business partner, Marc Schaffel)


Yes Jacko, releasing cows is how I always earn 4 million dollars. Now as you release these "cows", please remember to feed your animals stuck in that freaky Steven King like amusement park! Jeez, those things are dying, y'know.

And for God's sake, get some Sun! Didn't you used to be black?



Wow...For once Imus wasn't the crazy slurred drunk on the air. Times have changed. David Gregory is officially YOUR monthly dose of crazy!