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Okay, I know I'm weird but I guarantee you'll laugh. Well, only if you've ever heard the song London Bridges by Fergie. Anyway, my best friend and I wrote a song one night and it goes a little something like this... [Please remember, we laugh all the time about J.lo getting in trouble with PETA, the rest is a few random inside jokes we have. For example, we have a joke about J.lo liking moose meat. Don't ask. Enjoy!]
[Verse 1] When I come to the castle, run and hide. (Ah yeah) Get the treats, don't be handin' me a swine. (Ah yeah) DUI cuz you know I've had a pint. (Ah yeah) I'm Jlo Puff, I'll give treacherous times. Ah yeah (Ah yeah) All my cats get down on a crow. (Ah yeah) Beak to beak, eat 'em up real slow. (Ah yeah) I'm such a lady, but you know I'm really J.lo. (Ah yeah) Cuz you know I ain't got any dough. So here we go!
[Chorus] How come everytime you come around, I wanna smash you down into the ground. Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like, Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like, How come everytime you come around, I wanna smash you down into the ground. Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like, Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,
[Bridge] Freaks start screaming and my ears start bleedin' Everybody start soundin' real bad.
The dead moose got your girl feelin' spruce. (Ah yeah) Now I'm wishin that I had some turtle shoes. (Ah yeah) I've got a coat made out of sixty-five shrews. (Ah yeah) PETA always puttin' my ass in the news. Ah yeah (Ah yeah)
And I'm all like, get off of my case. (Ah yeah) So what if I wiped out a whole race? (Ah yeah) Your tail makes me wanna have a taste. (Ah yeah) You got that? I got a mace!
[Chorus] How come everytime you come around, I wanna smash you down into the ground. Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like, Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like, How come everytime you come around, I wanna smash you down into the ground. Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like, Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,
[Bridge 2} Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, J.lo, Woo, Woo, Woo-Woo. Me like a fatty, hide the food when I'm around. Fergie the Duchess of Pork, man, she's really round. Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, J.lo, Woo, Woo, Woo-Woo. Me like a fatty, hide the food when I'm around. Fergie the Duchess of Pork, man, she's really round.
[Verse 2] When I come to the castle, run and hide. (Ah yeah) Get the treats, don't be handin' me a swine. (Ah yeah) DUI cuz you know I've had a pint. (Ah yeah) I'm Jlo Puff, I'll give trecherous times. Ah yeah (Ah yeah) All my cats get down on a crow. (Ah yeah) Beak to beak, eat 'em up real slow. (Ah yeah) I'm such a lady, but you know I'm really J.lo. (Ah yeah) Cuz you know I ain't got any dough. So here we go!
[Chorus] How come everytime you come around, I wanna smash you down into the ground. Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like, Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like, How come everytime you come around, I wanna smash you down into the ground. Like smashy smashy smashy, wanna go down like, Like smashy smashy smashy, we goin' down like,
"Like I really, I don't remember. I'm not, like, that smart. I forget stuff all the time."
- Paris Hilton
Paris, stupid? No Wai! (I can't believe I just used that phrase) Like, I always thought she was really smart like, y'know? Like, that Steven Einstein Hawking guy or whatever. You know, like that robot dude.
"My problem is that by the time I understood a little bit about life, I was well on the way to f**king burnout."
- Ozzy Osbourne
My problem is that by the time I understood what the heck you were saying, I had already turned on Being Bobby Brown.
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"When I heard "She Loves You," my world went up like a shooting star. It was a divine experience. The planets changed. I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister."
- Ozzy Osbourne
Wait...What?
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"Dogs smoke in France."
- Ozzy Osbourne
Sure they do.
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"I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober."
"So I can't dance and I really can't sing, yeah I can only do one thing and that's be Lady Sovereign."
- Lady Sovereign (That's for sure.)
"I'm fat, I need a diet"
- Lady Sovereign
"If you love me then thank you. If you hate me then %&$@ you."
- Lady Sovereign (What do you think of me if I just don't give a crap?)
"J-Lo's got a batty, well you can't see mine cus I wear my trousers baggy."
- Lady Sovereign
Ah, England's finest! Sort of like a mix between a wannabe Missy Elliott combined with Pink, and a pack of cigarettes. Oh yeah, and all wrapped up in an Adidas hoodie.
"A planet is a celestial body that has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and is in orbit around a star, and is neither a star nor a satellite of a planet."
Are you sick of Nelly Furtado acting like a lost and confused member of the Pussycat Dolls, and Nick Lachey crying his eyes out in a pathetic and mediocre attempt to be melancholy? Well, have no fear, A Way With Word's is here! Hmm, that sounded disturbing. Anyway, here's my list of the best songs out there. Seriously, go out and listen to these songs. THEY ROCK! And you've probably never heard [most] of them before.
Help Me - Timo Maas and Kelis Shiny Disco Balls - Who Da Funk Black Eyes - Snowden Come Around - Snowden Stop Your Bleeding - Snowden Anti-Anti [Montag Remix] - Snowden Time [Scumfrog Remix] - Murk Devil Inside [Scumfrog Remix] - Utada Hikaru Hole In The Head [Remix] - Sugababes Heartbeat [Alan Braxe Remix] - Annie Always Too Late (Y£$ Mix) - Annie Anniemal - Annie Greatest Hit - Annie Stand [The Scumfrog Re-Hash] - Jewel Ordinary Day - The DirtMitts Strange - The DirtMitts Avalon [Jacques Lu Cont Versus Remix] - Juliet Kumo No Ito - Mika Nakashima Hi No Tori - Mika Nakashima glamorous sky - Mika Nakashima feat. Nana Blind - Lifehouse Into The Sun - Lifehouse Fall Down - Pilate Alright - Pilate Brother - The Organ Lose Control [Scumfrog Remix] - Missy Elliott Time [Stonebridge Remix] - Therese feat. Stonebridge Here I am [Kaskade Remix] - Kaskade Everything [Kaskade's Big Room Remix] - Kaskade Redemption - Conjure One Extraordinary Way - Conjure One Serpant Rouge - Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness OST (Yes, I like this song. So sue me!) Teardrop - Massive Attack Still Not Sorry [Mr. Sam's Vocal Mix] - Mynt Raindrops - Stunt Discoteka - Starkillers Faster Kill Pussycat - Paul Oakenfold feat. Brittany Murphy To The Music - COLDER Xristophan (Fair & Masiello Mix) - Luke Fair More Lemonade - Bucci Bag (Andrea Doria) Is It Love - iiO Chastity - iiO Kiss You - iiO Perfect Vision - Montag Grand Luxe - Montag Obezyanka Nol - t.A.T.u. Perfect Enemy - t.A.T.u. Dangerous and Moving - t.A.T.u. Breathe (Dex Dubious Radio Edit) - Clare Quilty The Loves We Lost [Vocal Mix] - Tiesto feat. Allure Breda 8 PM [DJ Montana Edit] - Tiesto Heroes - Tiesto UR - Tiesto feat. Aqualung Nyana - Tiesto Just Be - Tiesto A Tear in The Open - Tiesto Sweet Misery - Tiesto Walking on Clouds - Tiesto If You're Gonna Jump... (Paul Oakenfold remix) - Natasha Bedingfield World Looking In - Morcheeba
The comments are back! Now instead of them being verified, you just have to enter the words in the image when posting. Now those stupid robots can't spam me any more and the comments can still be posted instantly. Sorry for that week of boringness. Oh well, everything's back now. And another point for me!
"I'm just trying to live but your all up in my grill. How's a girl to breathe with all the media starring down my mouth with a four inch lenz? I just wanna hit the mall with some of my friends."
- Brooke Hogan
Trust me Brooke, no one's all up in that. Let's just hope Pimps R Us doesn't have a very strict return policy on Grillz.
"I'm not afraid of going [to Iraq]. My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to LA, and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."
- Lindsay Lohan
Oh dear Lord...Lindsay Lohan owning any type of weapon should be illegal. "Whoops! My bad! I thought the safety thingy was on!"
Bonus Quote! "It's so amazing seeing one woman [Marilyn Monroe] just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."
- Lindsay Lohan
Good for you Lindsay! I'm so glad to see you have such wonderful goals.
As usual, Britney Spears has been caught on camera (by K-Fed) high or drunk or...just Britney. And of course it was leaked on to the internet. Oops! How on "accident". Anyway, before watching this, please remove all small children and the weak hearted from the room. Oh, and we now of hardcore proof that humans can time travel.
Yeah...She's definitely this month's dose of crazy... HUH? Y'all, there sure are a lot of purtty lights in this them hotel room. YUM! I just love fish and chips. It taste great with whatever I'm smokin'! Hey Kevin, is it possible to time...travel, through speed? Y'know? Like in that movie with McFly and that guy from the Count Chocula box? HUH?
"She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. Now, again, there you go. So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at 2 in the morning."
- Bill O'Reilly
Yeah, he really said that about an 18 year old girl who was murdered in New York City. Isn't he a sweet heart?
I'm afraid I've been spammed. Someone has been leaving advertisement on my comments. From now on, all comments will have to be approved before they are posted. Sorry everyone (especially Blu and Gemma). Well, you know who to blame.
"I'm just like everyone else, I get completely plastered, I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught places with my pants down; it's just I make sure there are no cameras around."
- Justin Timberlake
You know, I think I read an article once that said cameras are what make people stupid, not drugs. Although in your case Justin, I'd say you don't even have any brain cells to kill, so knock yourself out.
"Hope yo're all good. Sorry for beeing lame on the news section, but not to much news lately, as Annie is busy in studio - working on new music for a new album! Some demos are ready and she spend most of the summer in studio recording the new songs. Stay tune, and you will learn more later ;)"
i Got real good grahmer like champee-on! I like a hughman spelcheker. If only I rote songz az good az my noos than I'd bee biggEr den Kylie! Moov over Britney, IT'S ANNIMAL TIME! ANNIEMAL!!!!!! I'M ANNIE-MAULIN' YOU!
PS, Yes, that pic is photoshoped. But you have to admit, they're similar! And yes, I know I spelled Anniemal wrong. That was the joke because she's crazy like Iris from O'Grady. Jeez, do I have to explain everything to you?
"My family, we walked around the house naked. By the time I was 13, my dad was like, 'Uh, Britney, it's time to start covering yourself up'..."
- Britney Spears
What is wrong with this woman? Back in 1999, everyone wanted undress her but she was too classy to ever get naked. Now, we can't keep clothes on her! Everyone's like, 'Eww Brit! Cover up!' What's happened?
"Isn't it scary how well preppy and emo sometimes intersect?"
- The N Avatar Mall
If you ask me, they're scary all on their own!
PS, If you listen to The Seth and The Mary podcast, then you'll understand the picture above. *Heh, heh* Out of the box emo... Oh, and sorry A.J. (Not really!)
"I think my overacting just got it right into the script that I'd be bipolar one day. It just makes sense why Craig (his character) is so crazy sometimes."
- Jake Epstein
Dear God it's easy to make fun of these people. What will I do when this summer filler ends?
Once again, if you watch Degrassi Tells All, then you'll get the picture above!
Well Miriam, I think your character, Emma, is more like an oleander plant. She seems to bring an odd mixture of death and pretty flowers to everyone she touches. Or just some nasty disease you got from Jay!
PS, Only fans of Degrassi Tells All will understand the picture above! *hold back laughing*
"900 years ago, I walked through a room and got rejected more then any human being possible. Everyone told me I was too ethnic, that I was too old, that I was too young."
- Janice Dickinson
Now, too old I can believe but too young? I'm not too sure...
Quote of the Day (Plus Monthly Dose of Crazy!) - July 3, 2006
"I never wanted to go through the accountants. I would just simply get it at Neverland...[By] Releasing of the cows on the estate."
- Michael Jackson (On earning money for his business partner, Marc Schaffel)
Yes Jacko, releasing cows is how I always earn 4 million dollars. Now as you release these "cows", please remember to feed your animals stuck in that freaky Steven King like amusement park! Jeez, those things are dying, y'know.
And for God's sake, get some Sun! Didn't you used to be black?
Wow...For once Imus wasn't the crazy slurred drunk on the air. Times have changed. David Gregory is officially YOUR monthly dose of crazy!
Although in your case Justin, I'd say you don't even have any brain cells to kill, so knock yourself out.
